i know! people think my friends and i are gay all the time just because we'll say stuff like, "I love ya bro!" and hug each other or something.
aw, i'm sorry, dearest.
life's good, so far. how 'bout you?
guy 1: uh. OH GOD! i'm scared. I don't want to do this!
guy 2: dude, don't worry. you'll love it. it'll be exhilirating. the best thing you've ever done. PROMISE!
guy 1: no. PLEASE NO! this isn't cool! i'm not that kinda person!
guy 2: DUDE! shut up and relax! it's gonna be okay.
....................
guy 2: CLIMAX! and down we go!
guy 1:oh god!.......oh god! AHHHHH!!
one minute later
they're both breathing heavily
guy 1: ....holy shit!
guy 2: you like?
guy 1: me like!
guy 2: i told you it'd be fantastic!
guy 1: LET'S DO IT AGAIN! :D
guy 2: fuck that shit! look at that fucking line! it took us pretty mush 30 minutes to get on this roller coaster! we are not doing it again!
guy 1: damn!