*clears throat then commences to sing, a little out-of-tune and rather loudly in operatic style*
WELCOME TO MIBBA!
*stops*
Hope you enjoy your stay.
Exits are located here, there and everywhere.
If you need help, feel free to wave your hands around and scream like a lunatic, although a simple comment to a friend (or my willing self) would probably be more useful.
Thank you for listening, and hope you enjoy your stay.
Toooooooo.. Mibbaaa :D
Write well.
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