Alrighty :] Oh, hey, is your dad doing a route sometime through next week? Because my mom is having their reception BBQ party thing on the 30th, and wanted to know if you could come.
Oh, my jesus. You're alive. I thought you died. See, I was going to call you ALL WEEK but I thought you were at camp. So I didn't. But I wanted to talk to you allllllll weeeekkkkkkk, soooooo baaddddd. I'm sooo bored. I don't get my brudder back until tomorrow, so I've had no one to talk to.
He dived into the pool and apparently smashed his nose right into the bottom. He told me on the phone that when he did it he came up and said, 'I hit my nose' in his Noah-retard voice.