Cristina. / Comments

LALALA.
I WISH I COULD COME TO YO HOUSE RIGHT NOW.
SORRY REHREH. D:
Hi.
I decided to rape your comment page again.

I miss you. Come back to my house.
I'm actually having normal text conversations.
John Lennon and Jesus camp misses you.

Whoa.
Your profile is so cool.
Because the lyrics are to a song that I am recently obsesed with.
o.o
Whoa.

It looks like the hand is reaching up to a female's Virginia on the map, if ya know what I'm sayin'. ;D ;D

YOU ARE DATING A GAY KID.
GAY KID YOU ARE DATING.
KID GAY DATING ARE YOU.
KID GAY A DATING ARE YOU.
tony is gay, i thunk.
i mean..
HAHA YOU'RE LIKING IT.

:D Since you don't have much on your "About Me" thingy, would you mind telling me a little bit about yourself so I can get to know you better? If you'd like to get ti know about me, Look at my profile!! :D If you want to entertain yourself, Please look at my story!! If you read it, comment on how ya like it please. :)

Hey! I'm Julia! I just joined like 2 days ago so yea.. I hope we can become good friends. You look really nice. :3 I hope to here from you soon! bye! *waves* :D

I just realized how bored I am. I'm sitting in the living room, calmly eating chocolate m&m ice cream, and my phone is all the way in my room. I'm expected to go there? Uh, no.

But my brother peed his pants just now, so he can't get my phone.

Wowzah.

My mom won't lemme get a lip piercing.

Or gauges.

Sad sad sad.

Lonely!
I am so lonely!
I miss my Rehreh!
I miss her soooooooo!

COME BACK TO WISCONSIN.
COME BACK TO ME!

Roflcopter, lol.

WHOLE PAGE

OHMYGOD
I AM SO CLOSE TO HAVING THIS WHOLE PAGE TO MYSELF!
Drake and Josh is making my laugh.
My laugh?
Me.
Me.
Em.
Is a nickname for Emily.
Which is a nickname for Emilasia.
Which is a nickname for Emilasiainiquie.
Oooooooooooh.

here i am to rape you.
capital lettes are stupid.
i want to text you but my phone is an arm's length away.
so.
why stretch when i can bend my elbows and type, yo?
:3
i got another fake id.
her name is marquieta l nash white.
she's 5'1", and wrighs 120 lb.
XD
it's so entertaining.
my dad says they're looking for a convict named ashley johnson.
and he's only part of it so he can give me the fake id.
:3
but what he doesn't know?
[i]i'm legit the convict.[/i]
>.>

UPDATED.

Ufuckked?
(;

Updated. (:

UPDATED.

Omegle.

Stranger: tell me some of the most advanced topics in mathematics you know
You: Ponies minus unicorns equals useless shit.
Stranger: i see
Stranger: you know not much then

Fail.
I hit submit instead of some other letter.
There is a culturally diverse television show on.
-double bow-
I just double bowed.
Ya dig?
I'm tempted to go on IMVU.
xD
CLUB PENGUIN.
Ahahahahahahahahaha.
Ahahahahahahahahaha.
Panda!
Magic panda!
"No, you'll be morbidly obese and HIV positive!"
"Will anything GOOD happen to me?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"What is this?"
"A butterfly."
"Correct! What about this?"
"Kim Kardashian?"
"Wrong! A fat whore."

"Sorry. I don't want to get your HIVs."

"Threesome?"

"If you spray your hand green, Cade, you'll go to the hospital. You;ll have to get a chemical bath."

"Can you make your eyes like this?"
-Does-
"High five?"
-High five-
"YES!"

Let me tell you a story.

My mother.. my mother is dead. She got killed in the concentration camps. But before she did die, she was an amazing woman. Every night she sang me Jewish lullabies. She sent me to America when Hitler took over, where I got raped, but I'll tell THAT tell another night.

My father.. he was a kind man. Whenever I felt down, he made me matza ball soup. But my father really loved me. Want to know why? Incest. My father did me. And that. Is love.

My grandmother made me quilts from alpaca fur. But when Hitler ordered all the alpacas to die, I got no more quilts.

D:

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I WAS ABOUT TO HAVE YOUR LAYOUT.