I don't know why but I really wanted to post this hereDear Grandma,I don't really know how to tell you this but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it last year when you peed your pants at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my illegitimate child in Ghana. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that I'm allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning your toe ring to you but I'll keep...