Officer Malo / Comments

'scuse me sir,
but you've been missing for far too long now,
and i really miss you.

well, i think he lived a happy life.


i got black ops.
i'm addicted,
killing nazi zombies is my drug,

and so is alcohol aha.
i stole beer from my friends mom last night,
walking down the highway with a bag full of booze,
i'm fucking awesome. (:

)':

yeah.

jenkins died,

oh yeah, be jealous.


MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. >:D


anyways, how are you? (:

i'm gay.








and you're jealous. (;

oh yes. to the rescue fer sure (;


it's a tik tok cover.
i just changed the lyrics so they sound more homosexual.
T. Mills is fucking amazing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ERm3EWreVI

exactly.
superdick shall pwn all.

obv i was i kidding.
i don't like wear bras -flinches-

i know.
but to strangers i am lexuh. -winks-

superman is better.
he has lazers in his eye balls.

he probably has a super penis too, damn.

i hope so.
maybe if i grow some boobs.... haha. i'm going tranny. :P

i think i want you to call me alex,
lexuh just sounds weird coming from you. o.o

snow day today,
thank you canada.
i didn't feel like going to school, i feel like shit, and probably look like shit too.

damn, i wish i was superman

my day sucked too.
i'm not engaged anymore,
i'm not even in a relationship anymore. so much for a wedding.
but to be honest, i sort of saw it coming. i mean, we couldn't even keep a steady relationship for a year, why did we think we could commit to getting married?
i don't know why, but i always seem to pick the cheaters.
my last three relationships had ended because they were cheating on me.
like seriously, wtf? i didn't think cheating happened to often,
and they were all with girls. i'm starting to think the homosexuals in my city are just fakers, wanting attention.

but then again, i am kind of oblivious. /:

o.o

i want to get married. :(

:(

hopefully ^_^

i know right?
when you cradle him his fat expands on your arm by like 20 inches. lmao.
but he's old :(
he's six years old, guinea pigs have a life span of seven years. D':

yay, (:

don't rub it in.

i posted a picture.
he's so obese,
but i love him. ha.

alex? what is this nonsense you speak of?

i am lexuh. lmao.

OMFGOMFGOMFG.
i have a guinea pig. he's obese, but i love him.
his name is Jenkins. :3 haha.

ha.

nooooooo, you won't. :(

[i]pweeeeeeeease?[/i]

i like being cold, i love the snow.
but i don't like being cold for hours upon hours,
and i love snow, to an extent, ha.

alexisnotonfire. get it? yeah.

but i am not longer alex -stern face-

i'm [i]lexuh.[/i]
oh yes. it's sexy, and homosexual (L

because we can't afford rent,
so i'm living in my aunts basement 'till January 1st,
but i'm going back to my reserve on the 18th to visit my mom and brothers,
so i'm only going to be here for about three weeks.

but the good thing is that i'm only a block away from my school,
lmao
it's fucking freezing here,
i actually have to wear a winter coat this year,
last year i was able to wear converse and a sweater all year.
but i'm more up North now.

I have a new baby cousin,
she's beautiful :3
her name is Isabella Lauren.
She's friken adorable! lol

I clicked on the stuff in your profile that says "DON'T CLICK," and felt like a rebel. But then I scolded myself thinking that maybe the world might have ended had a clicked that. So yeah.

Also clicked the "friend" buttons. All of them. They all suggested that I actually get some. What's up with that? Ba-dum tssss.

Yeah I'm bored and gross and feel free to hate me.

lol
he was helping me move (:
i'm living in a basement now, oh the joy. -cough-

i can keep a secret! :3