Oh, so uhmm, I was almost someones lady. But it turns out I'm only good enough to be a best friend that he can fuck around with when he's single. It's great, really. And he's like my moms most favorite guy ever and when I told her, the first thing she says is, "What the fuck did you do to ruin that?" I don't know. That guy basically proved my point as to why I don't let people get close to me. Now, I really want to smash his face in with a bat when he tries to come over for me to meet his mom for lunch when he comes back to Vegas.
October 11th, 2011 at 03:19am