Gurl, you love my comments? I LOVE YOURS. ALWAYS. I have a list of male names I like on my word docs, but not female. :3 I need to get on that. BUT OH DAYUM THANK YOU FOR YOUR LIST, MAMA <3 You saint! And you were in Fresno!? (I saw on your snap story) I love San Francisco and I'm going to live there one day. After my undergrad in Alaska, of course. And my writing isn't all that! But I doooooo like the way you write. Srsly, Heartland was so emotional and 'wtf-esque' I love it. I just re-read what I commented on it and dayum I was drunk on the lack of sleep hahahaha.
ayyyy lmaoooo um yes he did he's a kid who's stoned at least half of the day u kno they think on a higher plane than u & i (YOU AND I WE DON'T WANNA BE LIKE DEMMMM) ok donut kill me but i actually never watched pitch perfect??? /sorry but quinn and judy are so dysfunctional tbh but u gotta luv them
well duh alex all good dads teach their daughters about high complex mathematical equations and have horribly abusive relationships with them that's how they show their love dUH ur prob the best accountant on the west coast #tru
#CASBRAEZREX omg this has escalated so quickly gosh i luv it but ya ezra like I H8U BUT ILY u feel??? i hate him and i made him so idk man i feel u IT'S A NOD TO HER PURITY YOU KNOW like wow u r as soft and delicate as this white flower & i like u here u go
omg sunshine!!!! u called me poundcake yAAAAS but no lol i just had rly bad writers block and them my lil laptop was like omg??? this draft u been working on for two-three years and that is ur heart and soul??? imma corrupt the file and just make it so u can't access it bc it's all nonsense and then delete it on u yeah
so i'm basically starting from fresh and it kinda sucks lol but u know as the great poet drake once said u only liv once
yo yo yoooo THE SHADE WAR HAS COMMENCED TWO OF THE SHADIEST GIRLS ALIVE [munches aggressively on snacks] a heist omg omg what are we stealing??? pancakes? pls let it be pancakes
SUNSHINE & POUNDCAKE SHOWING ALL THESE LIL GIRLS HOW IT'S DONE and I say HELL YEAH HELL YEAH [YONCE GIMME DA STRENGTH]
*deep rich melody plays in the background* ari girl u betta take notes ok my lil sunshine does not repeat herself bc it's not like the weasties bury people in stale bagels or something NO hugs not ughs - ezra aka future baby daddy
[SO DONE]
#CASBRALEXFORPREZ #heckyapolyamory
GOSH DIDDLY DARN JOHNNY BOY YOU HAD ONE GOSH DARN JOB
can we make this a rl thing omg /ded
OH GAWD JOHNNY BOY I THINK THIS IS IT LIAM PAYNE DONE WENT TOO FAR I LIVED A GOOD LIFE YA HEAR GO ON NOW GIT DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME JUST FIND THAT LIL CHEST PAYNE BOY #poundcakedyin' frickin' ezra i canNOT with him
EZRA AND LIAM ARE SO HIGH WHAT THE HELL
dun dun dun dun (however the song goes idk)
oh dat tru dat tru u r so wise sunshine
<Pitbull> HARRY STYLES STARTS CRYING ZAYN SHAVES HIS FACE #WEASTIESDOWN
#wearealwaysup #up4cudlesw/cuties #amiriteladies
1. (r.i.p. point i forgot about???) 2. hehehehe 3. omg i knew it #nailedit 4. NO HABLO 5. [unz unz unz]
OH MY GOSH #CODEREDGIRLS IT'S CODE RED #SUNSHINE HAS WHIPPED OUT THE FROZEN BAGELS THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT NOT A DRILL
THEY'RE ACTING LIKE SPIES SPIES FRICK dead so dead oh GOD but no i'm fine just have an unrealistic expectation for boys now that's all
i dunno ok BUT LOU'S SCRUFF??? don't talk to me about scruff man
basically ya i know it's wild this world is meh
NO SHE DID NOT BLOODYFACE MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR DA BAE #uwillbmissed that scared the crap out of me sorry like sUGAR WOW omg he is just killin' like literally gonna slay in style EXCELLENT
#WEASTIESRSOFAB woaH NO no omg i haven't seen it???? what i need to find this and giggle into the dead of night but omg omg there's this youtube video (here) that gives me life omg u r welcome bae LANAAAAA omg she can sing our soundtrack yaaas lana yaaaas C'EST VRAI ain't no wifey unless it's liam's u feel but zachary??? ZACHARY GOSH DANG WOW u r so evil y do i luv u so? but he's most def a bae wow #JESUSTAKETHECAR
ty sunshine omg can u imagine us as eldery people racing on our little motor scooters??? /ded
OH SNAP THE SHADE WAR HAS BEGUN MIMI VS ALEX who will win [munches on popcorn] omg wtf am i supposed to do with my order of stale bagels GOSH DIDDLY DARN IT
woah y'all better watch out sunshine & poundcake r on the prowl 2nite dafuq no do not play with me rn U KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT YONCE yonce all on his mouf like liquor i haven't seen the trailer bc i think the plot is dumb but wtf YONCEEE HOW COULD UUUU i kinda wanna see it now just for the remix gosh darn [screaming bc yonce needs to release this right now]
ARI SIT UR CUTE LIL BUTT DOWN AND LISTEN TO ALEX'S WISDOM OKAY LISTEN TO THIS LADY SHE'S GOT EXPERIENCE AND STUFF running around with the weasties has taught us a lot about dem boiz right right bc it's not like we stale bagel people to death
#BRALEX4PROMCOUPLE
oh gosh diddly darn that crazy gang girl got loose again
#WEASTIESLLC #THROWINSHADEFOR60+YEARS
do not fuck with me right now liam payne is like s2g he's high (ON LIFE MY LIL ANGEL) OH GOD THAT VIDEO #POUNDCAKDOWN #THISAIN'TADRILL #SOMONECALLHARRY #SOHECANGIVEMEMOUTHTOMOUTH #LAWDSOMEONEHELPME (and it was published on my birthday rly wtf omg i'm ded ily) yo u kno who else has a good twitter EZRA FRICKLEFRACKLE KOENIG THAT'S WHO yep that's me queen baebee, phd in feels, resident consultationist for mibbians sitewide u know wut it is black and yellow black and yellow
LANA HAS MESSED ME UP EMOTIONALLY OKAY she makes me wanna put on high heels and pretty dresses and seduce president kennedy okay i am not alright
<Pitbull> WE ARE NOT THAT HIGH NOT REALLY
#lexdown #sunshinedown #poundcakealsodown
1. excellent 2. PERFECT THIS MAKES MY HEART HAPPY 3. oh ok well im glad we cleared this up 4. PARA SIEMPRE 5. [rly cool beat]
KAI IS OUTTA CONTROL u saw what happened today okay??? she was all like woAH HENRY u r such a babe kiss me he was all like lol nah THEN THEY KISSED A LOT u gonna have to spray them with cold water idk man bagels will not cut it
FRICKIN' LIAM OKAY I CAN'T the commercial for their perfume came out and i'm still in bed i'm in a comatose state s2g
ok rl tlk for a min WHO THE HELL LETS ZAYN SHAVE WHO RLY BECAUSE like that scruff that scruff got me feelin' crazy in love ya feel SEE WUT I DID DER
prob did turn 12 i still look the same except i have boobs but ya OOH ONCE AGAIN ALEX VS MAROON 5 who will win oh golly we're the most fashionable girl gang on the planet i luv it (can we pls pls pls do our hair all cute and adorable omg frickin' pompadours YAAAS) hell ya froyo we gotta take a break from kickin ass sometime u kno throwing so much stale bread gets rly tiring after a while bae
#WEASTIESRSOPROUD I'M SO I'M SO PROUD OF U man frick off drake gosh dang ur too soft to be a #weastie no but really i watched her itunes festival thing last night and i was like LANA WHAT THE HELL REALLY WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO BE SO GOSH DARN SASSY AND FIERCE AND PERFECT she's obvs an honorary member of the #weasties c'mon omg u did not just go there KIT WALKER IS MY BABE OKAY WE'RE GETTING MARRIED ONE DAY PROBABLY PROBABLY NOT but still i'm nobody's wifey but i'll strongly consider it for him bc damn kit gosH DANG the name game is everybody's jam do not be embarassed lbr the only reason i started watching it was for zachary quinto like then i saw evan peters and i was like #LAWD #SOMEONETAKETHEWHEELPLS
u need to ok the rush of feels will end u take it from me ok i'm sort of a scientist u feel
bae baybae why r u always so angry like mimi can't help being dumb and young u kno (just realized that mimi is like two years old holy crap man) BUT MAKING COMMOTIONS IS MIMI SPECIALTY she's SIXTEEN THAT'S KINDA HER JOB idk man u should be excited (get the bagels ready)
thank you for the comments! i think that the similarities have something to do with writing the stories at the same time as well. also, a kind of contradiction is totally just for me to write out frustration and stuff with other stories (mostly bloom) and it's definitely going to have some similarities because of that. i guess i just like weird, complicated characters that nobody understands?
YES I DID also saw ur double update u r not sneaky omg on my deathbed now ALSO u r my bae ok no do NOT the remix is literally on repeat and i have no shame ngl like YOU WISH I WAS YOUR POUNDCAKE i simply cannot if she remixes crazy in love i'll actually die ok I JUST CAN'T ANYMORE
OMG that's such a cute nickname luuuuv it GOTTA BE LIKE LISTEN ARI GOTTA ROMANCE THEM BOYS WITH CLASS OK
#BRALEX OR DIE /tru
LAWD HELP ME THIS GIRL IS WILD
that's tru tho #WEASTIES4LYF #REPPINWEASTIES #ALLDAYERRDAY
NO YOU KNOW WHO'S OUTTA CONTROL LIAM GODDAMN CHEST PAYNE THAT'S WHO his twitter actually gives me life like wtf who lets this kid near the internet i lOVE IT good juan amiga HECK YA FREE CONSULTS GOTTA TAKE CARE OF MY GIRLS u kno how it is
excuse me for the emotions i'm watching lana live on youtube and this shit is killin me the bae is actually flawless like wtf lana
<Pitbull> [extraterrestrials wage war against the galaxy]
#CASBRALEX lawd man down
1. don't worry my cellar is full of stale bagels i got u 2. BAGEL KNUCKLES WHAT A FANTASTIQUE IDEA 3. oh ok so u mean rl ded 4. v imp to have accents ok 5. WE CANNOT BE TAMED YOUNG ONE
DANG kai u betta watch out u r about to get a weastie style intervention side order of discipline I cAN'T
LIAM SPENT ALL DAY PRETENDING TO BE NIALL'S BIGGEST FAN LIKE I'M SO ANGRY AND HAPPY RN
#THESEHOESAIN'TLOYAL omg pattycake u r so ded poor u
I DON'T EVEN FEEL 19 I STILL FEEL 12 LIKE WHAT EVEN but bae omg u r the best messing up these lyrics for me #trufriendship HEELS WITH STUDS megusta slayin' all day err day ya except when we're getting frozen yogurt u kno
the proud family that was my show okay do nOT talk to me about them rn too emotional lana is fucking me up man damn omg wheelchair races!!! yAS bingo canasta cute doctors with good butts c'mon what's not to love
OH GOD BAE ahs is a show that u gotta watch slow omg u r wiLDE
#BRALEXORDIE duh of course i do u also complete me
OH MY GOSH HOW COULD U so emotional rn
tru tru gotta ride or die with my girls
QUEEN BAEBEE DOES WHAT SHE WANTS *z formation snap* frick tho liam is starting to give me chest paynes no paid consultations tho my weasties get in 4 free
<Pitbull> [extraterrestrial life forms panic]
#CASBRALEX omg what even 1. ookillem 2. brass knuckles may be necessary idk 3. wen u say ded ded do u mean ded or DED 4. henri with the evil thin mustache and gelled hair 5. we r so cray ugh
KAI BBY U R IN SO MUCH TROUBLE RN
i couldn't watch 1d day bc school and the brit awards i only saw clips of but jfc harry like he didn't even know what they had won jesus he's so clueless luv him and liam got so drunk #drunkliamisthebestliam #LELUISLIFE #LELUISLOVE
#SLAYINTHESEHOES girl u kno i can't tell u ok these r top secrets (just know it's about to go down)
weasties r better than everyone it's a scientific fact u kno omg tru sorry u kno i'm old so i forget stuff idk u get a cool jacket too how r we gonna beat up ppl if ur jacket is whack tho like of course u get a nice jacket too helllooooo omg a show and a game??? yES have kids dressing up as us for parties and stuff omg yaaaaas
#PENNYPROUD omg u r bad i thought i was the only one who liked the proud family??? we r friends 4vr now of course it is now it's official >:) and of course we couldn't do anything we were knitting sweaters and pinching cute doctor's butts like c'mon WE ARE SO RECKLESS luv it
omg omg omg so excited ur medicine is the luv u have for celebs in ur heart u kno
ok #1 ty for the comment on arabella mucho appreciated U KNO ARABELLA IS WILD OKAY PERRIE IS HER SISTER FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE u kno she don't play by weasties' rules
moving on
#BRALEXISLUV omg lord HOW DO YOU RECOGNIZE THE DIRTY FACE OF GOOOOOLD BEHIND THAT CROOKED LINEEE no worries amiga i got u
feeling some protective older sisters vibes me gusta
HEARTLAND WILL NEVER B OVR 4 ME when i'm 96 and on my death bed imma be like did alex update yet c'mon i can't go until i find out how it ends~~~
QUEEN BAEBEE REPORTING FOR DUTY but who's my king? i guess i'll settle for liam payne bc he like wow did u see him at the wedding??? #havemercy aNYWAY find the cute muchacho @ panera no worries u r welcome this one's on the house
<Pitbull cackles> [people fall from roofs][glasses shatter][harry styles starts crying]
#CASLEX OR #BRALEX u decide omg woAh how can i keep track of the ships omg the deadpool DID THE WEASTIES MEMBERS GET THE MEMO THO LIKE C'MON NOW 1. u kno addie practically ded 2. u kno cas gonna eventually tear pat up lol 3. grace broke all of the rules in girl code so she's ded 2 us now 4. henri now I'M DED JESUS 5. maybe mimi omG u wild
KAI GIRL WATCH YO'SELF WEASTIES ROAMIN' 2NITE
no we both win awards ok at least we'll be there when we get them not like harry no i didn't spend my day watching the brit awards and recaps of 1d day of course not frick u man #lelu is awesome
CAS IS THE SQUEEZE he can squeeze all dis if u catch my drift aaaayyyy PATTY U BEST STEP BACK weasties r arming up with bagels EXTRA STALE JUST FOR YOU AMIGO omg just wait lol if u don't stop im just going to tell u what happens spoiler someone gets slapped rly rly hard woaH
WHO RUN THE WORLD girls WEASTIES do we get leather jackets like in the one for the road video bc let's be honest alex's jacket is cool as heCK but YES WE DESERVE A SHOW OKAY if kim gets to have a game AND an app that is embarrassingly addictive then we deserve our own show i can see it now
WEASTIES INC
luv it
#PROUDMOMMATEARS u aint seen anything yet amigao ~cackle actually i love that hashtag so much it might be the official tag for this ship rly rly SHADY SIDE CHICK SURVIVED BY FAITHFUL HUSBAND PERCY AND THEIR DOG CHICO *insert pink fingernail emoji* meanwhile weasties sit there all innocent like what omg wut u mean grace is ded oh no such sad many tears woaH how did this happen omg palm trees omg WE ARE OUT OF CONTROL OH MAN of course it's marina how r u gonna have a story about a bad chick shooting her man WITHOUT marina involved somehow heLLOOOOO
oMG NO BRUH STOP PLAYIN' u would rly do me like that omg ilyyyy ur the best well obvs we don't keep up with the slang we're too busy being bad as heck and playing bingo c'mon now u gotta keep the youth alive in ur heart
omg omg omg im on an updating roll today so proud of myself but i forgive u no worries lol it happens!!!
lol u r happiness so i GUESS i can support bralex omg well i'm happy i could help? BUT NO U DIDN'T NO U DID NOT OMG ALEX HOW COULD U #craddlerobberswag omg henry watch out weasties comin 4 u
KAI JUST WANTS TO KISS HENRY FOREVA LET HER BEEEEEEE
and heartland is in my heart and soul and omg u do u ok
BAEBEE omg new name queen baebee it sounds cute me gusta ok bae i got u u need one v cute muchacho and panera that is what the doctor recommends ok
<Pitbull laughs> [explosions heard in the distance][leonardo loses another oscar]
#parfaits cas is perf and basically we need to wish him all the happiness in the world weasties must unite to get rid of pat ok bring it up at the next meeting
U DO WIN ALL DA AWARDS THO BAE I PROMISE but u did ur best ok that's what counts and now we have lelu so i mean it balances itself out lol
U KNO CAS IS THE MAIN SQUEEZE THO pat's game is weak pat ain't takin this girl out to the beach and romancin her i don't see him making her pancakes but tru tru he does have 'connections' or does he DUN DUN DUNNNNN alex u know that my sneaky is the best kind of sneaky and ur just gonna have to wait and see ya feel
omg that is actually the most accurate description of the weasties i've ever heard in my life we sound like a rly badass girl gang from the 50s omg omg luv IT
addie u r in so much trouble omg how r u even alive REMEMBER SHE BRINGING THE FURY OF ANGRY, BURNING SUNS plus angry momma bear feels like c'mon now addie RUN FOR YO LIFE SON #LELU4LIFE-LU actually /ded omg GRACE U R SO DEAD OMG weasties comin for everybody out here with a vengeance girl how could u think the shade ended u kno i'm a shade queen gotta keep it goin' lol no worries he will get his just desserts in due time >:)
SI MI AMOR ON MONDAY i feel weird as heck omg but ur friendship is enough lol you can do whatever you'd like #yolo as the kids say
yaaaaa omg those comments on bbyqrl yo i guess i forgive u for not subbing this time lol jk no worries babe
first off i ship brad with happiness but omg kai needs to get her life together YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM BOTH but idk can't tell her what to do with her life yanno and those little balloon things are from an online generator i just plug in quotes at random but the kissing neck is a 1975 lyric lol i'm not that creative omg r we fighting r we fighting kai with stale bagels i'll alert the local bagel shop yo u kno henry is messed up tbh wouldn't be surprised if much talking doesn't go on bc u kno hormones lawl poor kai & her feels heh
alSO the blog thing well YA DUH BAE gotta give creds where creds r due & i'm sorry but heartland will never b over for me ok luv it 2 much but um no UR MY SUNSHINE OK
yo u kno we're the cheesiest ppl on this whole site ok amiga donut frick man i missed ur puns U GOT THAT SUMMERTIME SADNESS B? sorry bub ): netflix and the beach cures that tho no worries (trust me i'm a scientist)
u betta move u betta dance wooooahahhooooo
cas man like ugh he's too much HE IS TOO MUCH ILHSM omg ugh somtimes i ask myself why i make my characters so desirable and tbh i have no clue but damn pat u rly win all da awards but yay 4 mimi ok she's being nice (no worries SHE GETS SNEAKY OK) AND PATTY MAN OH MAN u in trouble now ur on the weastie's list
rIGHT AFTER ADONIS OH SNAP u r in so much trouble mr tallunard tho #LELU4LYF but girl omg u do u think the shade ends here? WE GOT A WHILE AND IT'S GON GET RL rly rly rl (grace may be coming back and it's gonna get sassy woooo spoilers) #luludefensesquad #savethelulu #cry4lelu
but ya ugh this is getting real man wow i'm going to be nineteen on monday and i still feel six like what even
ayo bae bABY omg sorry i'm like dead omg summer assignments are killing mE but hi hello mi amor how are you??? how is life? the loves? talk to me bby
alSO those comments bae lord haveth mercy
mimi just wants to have fun yanno but yeah she's pretty wild idk i wanna kiss cas tho like my baby PAT JUST WANTS TO HELP BUT YEAH HE IS SKETCH whoops
what the frick ily tallunard luv u it is about to go dOWN OH SNAP WOW u rly have some intense emotions concerning lil lulu dang wow #swatteamcaptain ya basically i ship leo & lulu with my whole soul
Hahaha your comment kills me. I love you. And you thought THAT was drama? WAIT UNTIL YOU READ PART TWO WITH ANOTHER CHARACTER. Just wait until you read the rest of the story like holy balls. btw, she has five brothers. Thank you for your comment, doh, ya lovely lady! <3
Hahahaha omg I love Kira. I hope Liam develops a crush on her and Alpha Scott gets all jelly. Oh lord, PAPA ARGENT YOU SEXY ASS MAN. "I got your text." From Paris? He got Scott's text from Paris. Damn, Scott's cellphone bill must have costed a fortune. I bet Mama McCall will be like "Scott, what the shit is this?" HOLY CRAP PETER KEEP YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. He went apeshit on the Benefactor. But damn Peter's body was HAWT HAWT HAWT in Derek's loft. Prince Deputy Parrish, please father my children. AND THOSE CRAZY ASS FRESHMEN, WUT. Um, excuse the fuck out of you, Jeff Davis, but NO. Hate freshmen.
Hahaha your comment kills me. I love you. And you thought THAT was drama? WAIT UNTIL YOU READ PART TWO WITH ANOTHER CHARACTER. Just wait until you read the rest of the story like holy balls. btw, she has five brothers. Thank you for your comment, doh, ya lovely lady! <3
Hahahaha omg I love Kira. I hope Liam develops a crush on her and Alpha Scott gets all jelly. Oh lord, PAPA ARGENT YOU SEXY ASS MAN. "I got your text." From Paris? He got Scott's text from Paris. Damn, Scott's cellphone bill must have costed a fortune. I bet Mama McCall will be like "Scott, what the shit is this?" HOLY CRAP PETER KEEP YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. He went apeshit on the Benefactor. But damn Peter's body was HAWT HAWT HAWT in Derek's loft. Prince Deputy Parrish, please father my children. AND THOSE CRAZY ASS FRESHMEN, WUT. Um, excuse the fuck out of you, Jeff Davis, but NO. Hate freshmen.
Okay, so I have no idea what the hell we were talking about earlier, sooo... TEEN WOLF TONIGHT. Did you see last week's episode?
And my story... I have edited that thing literally 7 times and I ain't even done. And that's just the first part of the prologue. I have a part one and a part two. I'm telling myself to just fuck it and just work on the second part. I have a new rule: I can't post one chapter until the next chapter is written. UUUUGHGHGHGHGHG.