TheDistortedDestiny / Comments

You should learn it. :)


Wow.. Ima go update my story now. XD

Read it, maybeh??

You shallll be my bestest fucking friend forever.

BFFF'S!!

Hehe. Pineapple Express reference.

Yesh. That shall be ONLY meh.

Gott, i'm retarded. XD

Do you know German? You should!


RAWRZ.

Ima Crunkzilla, so yea... Fear meh, beyotch. :P

That's good. :]]

So, yea. :P

Clifford the Big Red Motherfuckin' Dog is goona butt-rape yew.

He gonna find yew tomorrow, and be like, “Yo! Spread yo buttcheeks!!”

Still? XD

Eh, it takes time. :]

So, ya, vergomert immer gewinnen.

Beat that with yo dick!

nm, just making the world a better place with my randomness. :]

So, what have YOU been up to? XD

Long time, no see, you pickle!!

TACOS MAKE YOU COLON ROT.

OH YES!! XD
We'll both go dress up in uniforms and steal 2 gorillas. :))

I will name mine Farfara! ^.^ What's your's name?

But yes, that is veryyyy nice. Which, she's not the first of my friends to say that. XD
And sadly, one was a guy. :)

But, yesh, we should also go steal a elephant and make it eat Justin Bieber.
Oh, how much the world would be better.

lol. I did. Then she laughed and said u were hot. XD

BORED!!! ^.^

But, anywayz..... you need to adopt a gorilla. :)

Ahahaha. Yay!!
And she said wazzup??

XD
I love all these comments. I'm gonna look back at them when i'm older and be like, "WTF HAPPENED TO ME THEN?" :)))

Yep. :)
Be happy you don't know me in person. XD
You would run away.

Oh yeah, MY FRIEND KATIE SAID HI!!!

XD
Yea, I guess.
But you should see me when I drink chocolate milk.
You'll wish you had never met me. XD

XD
I know, you are probably thinking I belong in a nuthouse.
I understand. :P

Get on yahoo real quick.
I've got a picture to show you.
Just one...for now :D

It does.
It's weird how we hang out more
when theres school XDD.
And it does it to Brittany too.
It's always about drugs or porn.
XD

Me either.
Or what to go do.
XD
And your email sent me another spam thing.
XD

You need to come over.
It's been like..since the beginning of summer
since I've seen you and school is about to start.

Yea. XD
But swiftkaratechop beat me to it.
He has Tourettes too.
But he has the same kind as me.
It's more facial than vocal, like randomly saying, "FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK!" :)
South Park is beast.
I love all these random comments I leave.
IDK why, it's just awesome.
I guess it's because I love talking. XD
If you haven't noticed already.
So... uhm, ja.
Guess the robot chickens can suck my banana dick. :P
Just sayin'.


Dear lord, I am stupid.

Yesh. It was VERY random.
And yes, I am a lunatic.
But you gotta LOVE me! XD
Actually, no.
And I went to the doctor today.
Turns out I have Tourette's Syndrome.
Now i'm going to go around and say, "Hey. I have Tourette's Syndrome. FUUUUCCKKKKK. Eat balls." ^_^
Love me or hate me, you'll never fuckin' break me.

lol.
Ok, that's cool.
And...
YES!! It sucks big purple barney balls.
XD
Dear god, I am crazy.
Save me before I kill my family with my teletubbies. :P

Bahahah don't hate ;D