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Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." XD
cool good girlly :)))

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap. :))
what's up :)

Heyy.
I'm Katie.(:

hey dearyy Thank you for the picture comment :))
there :)))

Eeh a whole lotta nothing
my mom just called me and told me that we have a tornado warning over here O.O

Thank you :)

Hey :D

hey dearry
hahahahaa awesome (:

Hey cute pie <3
I was just asking :)) lolzz
Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date. :))
Do you like jokes ? xD

Hey honey how are you :))
SURVEY: what is your favorite...?
1. make up brand
2. face wash
3. moisturizer
4. foundation
5. perfume
6. clothing brand or store
7. style
8. Lips tick
thanks! :)

three guys heard theres a magical cliff if you jump off your dreams come true one jumped and asked for all the money in the world another jumped off and asked for all the beautiful woman in the world one tripped and said aww $@#! and landed in a pile of it =D
now :)))

Im goodddd.
Wbu??

HeyHey:3
Tah For The Welcome.

Haha, sooo

omgzzz! I do Hahahahahahaha

ha ha ha do you like jokes
Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday :)) xD oh girlly

ha ha aha your very funny girlly :)))))))
oh yeah your right same here :))
i don't like school :)) whoa
well the school day is long but that isn't too bad, the thing i hate about school is getting up early in the morning. I have really bad trouble with that. I am one of the popular people so when I wake up properly during the day its not so bad. I never ever study and don't really care how I get on in exams but my step parents do. I always say ill do better next year but I actually do the same or worse. I enjoy some bits of school like with my Math teacher. Me and my friends could walk into the class 25 minutes late and he is so sick of use he couldn't be bothered saying anything and we just talk and talk in the class.:)) Hbu ??? yeah cute pie XD

how sweet great well ha hahaahaa your very funny :))
one day I have been slapped by my teacher when I was in class 8th and the reason was just I was laughing in the class room when he was trying to solve a Mathematical problem, I was the best mathematician in class so when he turn around me to ask a question he saw that I was laughing and not listening to him then he came to me and slap me and after that I never laugh in his classroom <33 hbu ??

how sweet great well ha hahaahaa your very funny :))
one day I have been slapped by my teacher when I was in class 8th and the reason was just I was laughing in the class room when he was trying to solve a Mathematical problem, I was the best mathematician in class so when he turn around me to ask a question he saw that I was laughing and not listening to him then he came to me and slap me and after that I never laugh in his classroom <33 hbu ??

my fave horror movies're
1. 'The Exorcist'
2. 'Rosemary's Baby'
. 'The Omen'
'Poltergeist/The Shining'/The Amityville Horror'/Alien/ The sixth sense / Halloween/wrong turn /The Changeling' and yoursss ??
do you like horror movies ?