October 23rd, 2010 at 04:47am
Sky.....O_O / Comments
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Salutations. :)September 25th, 2010 at 09:32pm
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hey, this comment is like a month/two months late because i haven't been online and i can't exactly remember what you said to me, but anyway. hey :)September 12th, 2010 at 11:44pm
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Thank you :)September 12th, 2010 at 07:49pm
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heyy(:August 11th, 2010 at 01:03am
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wow thank you. =)August 10th, 2010 at 03:22am
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Srry for the late answerr! my mummy didn't let me on the computer in awhilee... ):
Fav joke would be.. uhhh,
the voodoo dildo. x) I know its dirty, but funny.
goes like this:
a man is going on a business trip so he goes to a sex shop to buy his wife a sex toy knowing she will get very horny while he is away. The shop owner shows the man the 'voodoo dildo' it can move on its own, but you have to say 'voodoo dildo' to whereever you want it to go. the shop owner showed a demonstartion. "voodoo dildo the door knob" so the voodoo dildo went to the knob and started fkn it. "voodoo dildo back in the box" then the voodoo dildo flew bak into its box.
The man bought it and told his wife to say "voodoo dildo my pussy" for it to work.
While he was away she used it. after a while of orgasms, she tried to pull it out. It wouldn't come out. her husban forgot to tell her how to get it out. So she got in her car, with the voodoo dildo still in there, and drove to the hospital. On the way there she had an orgams so she swerved. A police officer stopped her and asked her how much she was drinking, she told himt he voodoo dildo's story. The police officer laughed, "voodoo dildo my ass!" xD
Gett it?! xD LMAO.. yee.
how bout your fav joke?August 9th, 2010 at 10:08pm -
LOL, no problem!August 9th, 2010 at 01:40am
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Howdy. :'3August 8th, 2010 at 09:27pm
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Hey(:August 8th, 2010 at 06:34pm
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Lol *giggles* You spelt it right. Yabriel is the name of my new baby cousin. Usually I avoid using names of people I know, because it's sorta distracting but this time I said, "Fuck that rule.' So, yeah....lol I hope you dont mind being in a slash book.August 7th, 2010 at 06:25pm
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Aha; I'm the same way.August 7th, 2010 at 06:24pm
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Late reply;
sounds like a whole lot of fun; aha.August 7th, 2010 at 05:33pm -
Hey Skyler! As I said I would I featured you in one of my books. The name of the book is [i]The Watch Tower[/i] and yes you are wearing skinnys. Tell me what you think!August 6th, 2010 at 11:39pm
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Fine, you?August 6th, 2010 at 09:45pm
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It goes all well.
I'm Daley.August 5th, 2010 at 10:57pm -
-Takes lollipop. o:
Hi, I'm Keegan.August 4th, 2010 at 08:44pm -
Trying
to
inderstand
the
world.
Not
working
so
well.
You
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hahahahahaaaaa!! well thank you. your not too shabby yourself. =bAugust 4th, 2010 at 03:26am
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Hah, good.
Sorry for the late response. x__x
How are you?August 4th, 2010 at 12:04am
nice to meet you (: