I love you more than Spongebob loves Patrick, Sandy loves karate, Squidward loves clarinet, and Mr Krabs loves money. I need you more than plankton needs the krabby patty secret formula.
Oh and Travis is gay because he just is.... But if you dont believe he is gay, I might as well shove him in the regret hole with dickface and watch the babies come flying out!
Dickface is going to die in a hole of regret one day.... But you shall be buried in a hole of love and kindness and fluffy bunny bodies and broken glass and used condoms.... Just because I love you so much :)
Thanx...Haha its a good poem for somethimg I just made up, not only on the spot, but while I was tired...Which I still am. Not my usual style of writing though