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lula man i need your help

wat are some gr8 party songs??? my mind is in the gutter jfc helP mE

that movie looks pretty sick not gonna lie!! Mr.Rosso too though? This dude seems too cool, I love the episode where they get fake i.d's and mr rosso is playing with his band. You should ask him about freaks and geeks i'm sure he's watched it.
aaaaaaaah i've only watched the first episode of season 5 so don't spoil anything for me but it's honestly my favourite tv show, in luv with jesse at times but idk he's a lot more interesting now than he was, and man when Gus died I actually jumped like oooooooh shiiiiieeet
my birthday is the 17th of december so i am very excited for winter and holidays and cozy fireside things.
that is sort of a hard trade off, i probably would've have done what you did about the guy and his girlfriend because with crazy girls i have no idea what to do. at all

aaah sweet boys he sounds so cute, maybe talk to him until he breaks up with his girlfriend? i dont know hmmmm

something with short guys i can't get over, i wish i was better than that but i'm really not hahaah i mean i'm 5'8'' so not that tall but there are still plenty of guys that are shorter and also cute so i'm not sure. i feel like you should only really not care about it when you are older, maybe he could be like a little brother??

boy things boy things ummm theres a guy who i've known for a long time and we were on and off for the past two years and we've decided to not talk to each other at all and we did have one conversation and he talked about how much he hated me so i really do not know what to do because i miss him a lot now that i think about it but all i really want to do is fuck him... eh
i have no idea about the whole thing, just only that feeling towards him i think

and a different boy thing is this super sweet nice nice shy boy who does like me but he is so shy that i have to do a lot of talking and i hate doing that because i am shy too i don't know, there is a party a weekend from now and i think i will just ask him what he wants, he is so so cute tho and funny here is a picture http://distilleryimage6.s3.amazonaws.com/fb42326c154811e29f5522000a1c9183_7.jpg

i want it to be the weekend! i am hosting a guacamole disco party and fancy dinner with rosé wine and i dont know what to coook

yes plz update soo00ooOOn

i re read that fanfic and im crying ppl are so gross it makes the would you rather a lot harder to answe but watever

caseys comment pt.2

omg u sent me a picture of a buffalo im c ryING man we have buffalo reserves here tbh hehe but gold star for trying!!!!!1!!!1!!111rkfegr omg what did i just sAY

idk man i just asked my brother and he said buffalo wings come from buffalo, new york and they were hot yknow and so now buffalo is hot ur welcome for this lesson in something educational

ya i guess baby but man i would FEEL nasty a fuck tbh ew just a baby but i'd choose a baby hmm idk probably fuck idk man give me a bit i'll think of who i want omg i feel diRTY

LLULAL IM SCCREAMIN i found the fan fic its only a screenshot but here it is!!! http://www.ick.com/2012/05/for-anyone-who-didnt-see-the-disgusting-zux-fanfic-here-it-is-httpt-cokaegmfa9/

luv james

luva ya

man this is gross but ive brusHed my teeth three times and i can still taste the bugle i am neVER eating them ever again i am crying (im in my phone rn so ill like respond to your comment tomorrow but do u remember that episode of scrubs where turk has bugles on his fingers and pretends hes a witch (im gettin a kick out of it rn?????))

wow james is rlly tall is that his gf??? im actually like :O cause i disnt think he was that tall but jfc i love hi teeth still hehe

♥♥♥♥♥♥

omg i feel u man short guys are just like "ew" for me and they could be like uber hot yknow but i dont wanna have to look down at you to talk i aint judgin u

its ok stupid things like height or like nerdiness put me off too like this guy im sure i was in love with for a few days is like REaLlY nerdy but not the cute kind yknow but the kind that says SUPerR faggy things in class and man i tried to look past it i triED but i couldn't long story short i look at him and cringe and i kinna feel bad but uknow that slife

OMFG
how can i CHOOSE BETWEEN THAT
omg omg omg
i can't do it

that's so gROSS i can't even grASP that ew im cringing from within that so gross but idk i dont want TO ANSWER THST bc just thinking of doing it with a dog makes me cry bc i love animals and thats so gross and then I THINK A BABY and a while ago i read this (dont judge) fanfic of harry styles and zayn u know and it was like ALL over tumblr bc it was disturbing or s/t so i read it this person wrote harry and zayn fucking baby lux until she was like

i dont want to finish this but you KNOW WHERe im GOING with ThiS

i cant answer that without hating myself (what would u choose)

ya why didn't you omg james is LOveLY im jonesing over his teeth still (im hoping he's the guy you sent me a picture of)

wow what a coinkidink today at this burrito place they were doing free burritos holla i didn't get one but for dinner i had tacos and a caramel apple for dessert wow it was gr8

today was so boring llike i aint even kidding you and omfg i spilled milk on my laptop a while agoo???? and they replaced the keyboard but now the L key is suppppppper sensitive and my finger bARELY be touching that key and like 798765263423 L's will show up
doesn't seem like something to piss a person off but it grinds my gears (omg)

wow h ave oyu ever had bugles before they're like cone shaped chips??? idk if theyre chips but they've got to be the best gross things ive ever had

idk what im saying anymore feel free to disregard anything i type today man im typing like a loser

yeah cookies can be scary! i dont know, i've heard a lot of bad stuff of people eating too much because it takes a while to kick in.
man what holiday is it ? i have a teacher like that too! he is the best
(do you watch breaking bad by the way?)
what was die antwoord like? I was going to see them on valentines day but i couldn't get a ticket :((
man tell me about this boy stuff because boy things for me are not good, but i think will be sorted out soon.
things are strange partly because i have zero worries at the moment that are bothering me and i am very very calm and i'm not quite sure what to do with myself.
waa pleas write more of accident girl dude

omg not much rlly idk man nothing happens tbh I gzoT MY BRACEs OfF and thats it but u saw and jfc im looking back at the like 3???? comments i left earlier and jesus ignorE them its about this boy whom i now am like wtf y did i like you

but ya whats new with yOUUU?

man man i am so jealous
not a lot
been eating and sleeping for about 3 days, it has been a weird time. i'm sick of all my other stories and going to write a new story about peace and senility and daily life. going to do mushrooms in a week
it has been strange in my life lately!!! but how is lula?

llove uuuuuu

man ive been channelling walter/jesse this last week
i saw these like ""valentines"" of them and they're hilarious i will send them to you they're like drawings of walter llike "roses are red violets are blue the chemistry is right and so are you" or something cheesy like that and jesses is s/t else but i can't remember but it ends with "biTCH!" cuz it wouldn't be jesse if it didn't end with bitch am i rite or am i rite

thank you for your comment. ;A; you're too nice.

ok thats him in the summer his hair is less douchbaggy now

no man im actually in love with him i send you a picture of him he's got like a real baby face too and he's supppa tall too i swoon

omg no they dONT suck you're bliNdED!!!!!! man i aint even lying but 1d's new album was leaked and balla im ballin jesus christ man like me two years ago was capital Obsessed with the maine and all time low i went to their concert too

wow ethans sounds prettay cool tbh

omfg wat that does suk man im so pissed off too im going to a party this friday and this guy was gonna boot for me but now he can't and idk how else to get anything so like sucks and i was gonna ask my brother but he's under police survellience so i dont think he'll be able to cries for the rest of my life

eh probably obama (tbh i didn't even know there were other people other than obama and romney lol) but def not romney im not a big fan of him and i aint even gonna pretend i know about politics but romney's personality bugs me and obama and michelle are darling

crying at that picture of oliver he's too cute

wait heres a picture of the guy im in love with he's such a baby face http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/309241_2325975279293_193016321_n.jpg but he's funny so ++++++

Aw, you're welcome c;

why the fuck did i say transportation am i stupid

I MEaNT communication!!!!!!! ****

omg its been 4ever since we've talked on here and i think its my favourite form of transportation idk man its fun

but anywho hows life hows school anything new with trailer park jesus u dont know how badly i want to meet this guy like he sounds gr8

did i tell you im obsession over this guy in my social class (well two of them (shameless casey i kno)) but one is actually so cute and nerdy and like a giant fag but lifes llike that but hes hilarious and did i say cute ya i did but i was creepin his fb (omg) and he wrote the cutest little song ever like a year ago and i love him (and everyones convinced hes in love with me cause he always stares at me so u never know fuck he gets high all the time we are perfect for each other im not kiddin)

and this other guy gave me a phone case and omg its beautiful if i remember ill send you a picture over text or s/t and he's actually hilarious too im not kidding and at first i didn't like him like 1 month agoo??? but that's bc this stupid girl made up lies about him spsth

she was like "he made up lies that i sent him nudes and shit blah blah blah bullsHIT" and i believed her but then she accidentally sent the picture of herself to some other girl and omg how embarrassing right? jfc ew idk man she's crazAY

omg there's this guy in 3 of my classes named greg and he's so chubby and hilarious i kid u not the funniEST person i know in my entire life he always makes comments during class and its actually so fuckin hilarious i wish you could meet him he's like our humor and omg i laugh so hard

do u like one direction btw
or the biebz

they're like my dirty little secret but not a secret but i literally love both of them and i rlly need a life and omg one directions cd got leaked and im in love

dont judge me ok

anyways looovoeeee you <333<33333<3

ayyyyy i just realized i am youre 300th commenTER

(and 301th)

NEVERMIND WE BOTH HAVE IPHONES WE CAN IMESSAGE IVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY BEFORE

why did i type like that i am crazzaay

IDK IF I CAN REPLY WHAT IF THEY AARE LONG DISTANCE TOMORROW I AM CALLING TELUS AND ASKING I AM
SO I CAN REPLY
WE ARE CONNECTED THRU EVERYTHING