Abbycus Forensicus / Comments

Well the Ray I knew was very nice so... (he also had one arm O.o)

Who the Hell are you gettin married to?! Ignore Kalum =)

I'm still on Civ 4, writin this, and currently am lisnin to Ludacris - Rollout whilst also singin along where I can (can't rap to save mi life though) =P

Raymond, that's what my step-grandad wa called, though we called him Ray more.

What ya doin? Other than writin to me obviously...

You cheeky sod! Err... micro chips?
That monkey on your head is cool =P

I have, and look, you're my top friend (aww please)!

I'm on Mibba, Civilization 4 and lisnin to music at the same time! I was talkin to Riley a bit ago

Yo! Talk to me, I is bored =(

Hey, I'm in the process of writing a new NCIS story if you're interested...of course you have to have a very open mind and be open to [i]complete[/i] AUs. ^_^

http://stories.mibba.com/read/273854/Living-in-the-Shadows/

If it's not for you, no problem. Just thought I'd tell you. :]

You're welcome! :]

Sweet! :] Thanks.

Cool! :] Let me know when you post it!

D'ya like mah KITT? And mah backgrahnd but I'm not bothered abaht that, I'll be changin it for ages...
Oh, like my personal hatred against a certain woman who shall not be mentioned cos she was horrible to me?

But they rape kids and give them post-traumatic stress disorder!
(though I do see your point)

HUH?! Paedo = sicko
Oliver = annoying little arse but fun to insult!

You missed Thatcher... and Cameron...and oh, hell the whole human race! But Tories, snobs and paedos first

Haha,awesome! Lol, I like the idea, :} Gp ahead and use what you want of mine.

Who's on your list?

Jamie Oliver's in your house?! You must kill him!
Oh, yeah, telly...
Still, find and murder him! Oh and I suggest you turn the heatin up, it's a wonderful invention you know.
I just edited my 'about' bit again, I had to write abaht Brassed Off now I remember it!

It's abaht a colliery brass band but also the pits closing in Barnsley. It's possibly the most Yorkshire film ever and it's sad and funny at the same time... =) ='(
The original inspiration for my utter hatred of Margeret Thatcher and Tories and coppers and Southerners...

O.O
You must have! I've been watchin it for ages!
Do you even know what it's abaht?

I know, it's an amazin film. Have you ever watched it? My fav:
Andy: The only reason I get up in the morning is to see if my luck's changed. And it never bloody has.

Women on picket line: [chanting] The miners, united, will never be defeated.
Andy: Poor old biddies. Don't they know they're pissing in the wind, like the rest of us?
Ernie: Can they do that, women?
Andy: What?
Ernie: Piss in the wind.
Jim: No, Ernie. That's just the point.
Ernie: No, but on a nice day, you know, when there's no wind about. They can't - you know - get any direction on it.
Jim: All right, whatever it is that lasses do that's pointless.
=P