Spencer James Smith / Comments

HIIIII!!!!!!!! WE HAVENT SPOKEN IN 4EVER!!!! AND MY FRIEND IS TRYING TO SING NIRVANA... IT SUCKS. =[

Well, regardless of what otherworldly powers caused you such an outbreak of verbalizing, it was brilliant either way. Fuels your fire...does that mean we can make vocabulary s'mores now?

Too bad we gave up our piercing children for adoption...they might have benefitted from reading my dictionary.

Sharped feather boas or rainbows...Gerard seemed like a rainbow kind of guy, though I'm not sure what damage a rainbow will do to a gravestone. And no I have not! I just don't want parts of him falling off while we have shex is all. D; And all he'll do is groan in a creepy way...I'd prefer vampire Gerard. At least he bites. ;D

Of course! I would never trust my handmance in the [b]hands[/b] of another. As long as I can request that Billie Joe Handstrong, Mike Handirnt and Tré Coolhands are in it as well. And Handon Urie. (These hand puns are getting out of HAND. ;D)

I believe that one we bought from the stripper store might be sufficient. You know, the red one with the sequins? Frikey will likey. [:<

Gerard is just all seven of the deadly sins put into one being. Damn you, Gerard, for being such torturous temptation...God save me. xD

Gerard tied me. By the [b]hands[/b]...ahahahahahahaha.

Oh, cheerio! That sounds lahvely. I will greet you early morn upon your arrival. And then we shall prance about in our overcoats and bite the fruit that present themselves to us... ;D ;D

HAHAHA. How insane...Adie can join if she'd like, I suppose...

HAHAHA SHAVE IT INTO YOUR DOG. I ACTUALLY BURST OUT LAUGHING. xDDDD I've started a brilliant present for our anniversary. I'm sure I'll have it done before August 31st, but it's the thought that counts, yes? ;D

Wow. Clearly, your vocabulary far surpasses my own, and I am jealous. D: And so does Google's. CURSE YOU, GOOGLE. D:<

FUCK YEAH I DO. It will be: The Dictionary of Sofaisms. I just need to collaborate all my insanity together in alphabetical order. It will be like UrbanDictionary but BETTER.

He can too! Smite it from heaven with lightning...and eeeeek. Zombie Gerard, errr. That's like necrophilia, and although I do love sex, that's a little past my line...but it is Gerard....can Gerard be a vampire instead? :D Sofa loves her some bite-y Gerd. ;D

OH HOW ROMANTIC. :'D It will be a handmance: a love tale of love tales that will survive time and shatter epicness. Fuck Romeo and Juliet; we should get our own fucking story. It would be called...The Hand-some Tale Of Gerofa. And now I'm laughing myself into lunacy...

YES YOU CAN. And I think perhaps Frank should choose a Speedo instead of a bikini, it might flatter his figure, and the more skin showing, the better, I say. My wedding will be one of expletives and little clothing. And Mikey does have fierce eyebrows...well spotted.

Lust is a sin....yesterday in church, I was daydreaming about a particularly spectacular fantasy when the priest asked the congregation to forgive God for our sins...I was just sitting there going "nakedGerardnakedGerardnakedGerard..." To hell I go with a smile on my face.

I was actually tied to a bed..'sent' was used quite loosely. ;D

COME TO AMERICA THEN AND SEE THEM WITH ME. ;D Then we'd REALLY be matching. [:< We'd be the matchingest matchers ever! How many people we will stun and many marriages we will ruin...oh well. What's life without some fun. ;D Plus, if Gerard and Fronk and Billie and Tré are going to parade around being beautiful, they obviously WANT someone to come seduce them....they are temptation and we will bite the fruit. ;D Except maybe not Billie because I like his wife...but she won't care. She seems down with polygamy, too. [:

AW OUR ANNIVERSARY IS COMING UP. :D Oh, Tré. I love that drawing. It is hanging on my wall. [:

I approve of this so called mundaneness! Mundaneness? Mundanity?

I'm making up words now. Brilliant.

HAHA well assuming he dies before me, that would probably put me, his spouse, in charge of arranging his funeral. I shall have it cast into the stone so it can be forever preached. He will probably try to smite his own gravestone, but it was still be awesome. Haha.

ROMEHAND AND HANDIET. Excuse me while I go cry of brilliance. For some reason I am laughing very hard...does this mean both of our hands with meet tragic demises? D:

Fronk can be...OH NO WAIT. YOU HAVE TO GO WITH MOIKAY. He is our furniture friend, too! Our Mattress...such a good group of friends I have.

...Sex is not sinning, as far as I am concerned. So my conscience is clearer than a mirror. ;D

AW! D: Well if you see them this summer (which I will probably end up doing, because they just announced a tour with BLINK-182 [:<) you should buy said MCR MCR MCR MCR spidery thing shirt. And I will buy the white killjoys and shirt we'll [b]SuPeR mAtCh[/b] [i]OMGZ[/i].

EYE DO C WUT U DID THUR. I get sent to bed early every night...I'm naughty. ;D

Aw Table D: Do not be sad on my account! (I originally type 'acoconut.' I am confused...) But you reassurance was lovely and it made me smile a whole lot. [: One day, my friend, once we have acquired all twin-like substances offered to us, we shall meet and be twins in real life together [: And it HAS been a long time, hasn't it?! Almost a year, I think. I remember drawing Trillie for you. [:<

But every time you use them, I end up laughing. Because amused Sofa is amused.

YES. IT'S LIKE A GAY HAND. Except Gerard isn't gay....just cheerful. But it sparkles like a pretty rainbow star and it's beauty radiates to reach out to him. MY HAND IS CALLING, GERARD. Come baaaaack. D:

OF COURSE. You will be my furniture of honor, so you'll be forced into coming, anyways. [: You can go with Fronkeh, if you'd like. I'll make sure his wife isn't invited.

HA. Yes. Ii actually pouted quite a bit, and the guy told me I was cute...well if I pout for other merch guys will they give me cheap shirts, too? D; Because I will definitely be trying that tactic again. My shirt...it's got a picture of the band on the back with like tour dates, and the front is giant MCR MCR MCR MCR and a spider and stuff. [: It's pretty fly.

AW D:< What a jerk. I am sorry. But you can always count on our polygamous relationships when you need a shoulder to cry on. ;D

To be truthful, I've never been kissed and I'm nineteen years old...guys just don't like me, Table. D: But it's okay. I've got my musical sex slaves and my cats and you! Life is perfection. xD

MMMF FUCK I KNOW. The most delicious man on the planet has tainted my hand with his aura of spectacular beauty. I could probably die happy now. But, as you said, I will not. Because I love you.

And I also have to marry Gerard, but that's not as important. [:

GFHDJASK For real. FOR FUCKING. Real. I'm so mad. I was like "GIMME THAT WHITE SHIRT PLEEZ [:" and the dude was all like "We're sold out." And I was just like

"|: MIKEY WAY POKER FACE."

So he felt bad for me and gave me another shirt for like really super cheap. So I walked away all like "Fuck yeah ;D" but I still didn't get the shirt I wanted ]:

NO TABLE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING. THAT IS TOTALLY EXCITING. I have this stupid grin on my face now. HOW CUUUTE. What's his name?! What does he look like? What are his plans for the future? D:<

...Just kidding. I'm super happy for you, and I think that it's complete adorable. <3 ;D

I have really rotten luck with guys. D; Which is why I turn to musicians, because they are perfect and it doesn't make me feel quite as bad that I will be a cat lady when I grow up. [:

haha thank you

thank you dear :)
the sad thing though? it may never end due to the fact that I have no life

I know, I know!!! D: I don't cry ever, but I was pretty close that night. Just hnng. The touching. Of the hands. There was skin to skin CONTACT. I should have hugged him. |: The only thing I regret...

Besides that, I've missed you, my Table! I tried to get that white Killjoys shirt you have and they were SOLD OUT. Sadly, we cannot match at present. BUT IT WILL HAPPEN, MY FRIEND. And we will be matching furniture forever! They will have to sell us in a set. ;D

GFHSAJKGFDHJASKGDHJAKSGDHJAS.

First of all, let me apologize for my horrendous absence as of late.

NOW I WILL TELL YOU ABOUT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL NIGHT OF MY FUCKING EXISTENCE. :'D

Well, I went to see My Chemical Romance again on Sunday. So I'm standing in line, right? I was by myself because my friend was meeting me there, but she got stuck in some pretty bad traffic. So this big security guy comes up behind me and was like "Okay, the line needs to split so this car can get through!" So the line split behind me and this pretty nice car pulls up and stops next to me. And no one's really paying attention, I mean like whatever, it's a car. But I'm a creep so I looked and I saw the passenger talking to the security and then I looked at the driver and was like, "Dude, LOL, that guy looks like Frank Iero." Well he turned to look out the window, and it WAS Frank. And I was like "HAHA shit." So the car was literally like alongside me, maybe like three feet away, and he just looked at me, and I was like "UHHHH -cute wave and smile-" like a huge fail. But he grinned SO BIG and ugh it was so cute my heart just fluttered around. And oh man his bitch ass wife in the passenger seat gave me a dirty look! Like I was fucking intruding her space or something. I was like "BITCH U MAD OHOHO ;D." Well the security told him where to go and he drove away. Then the girls in front of me like suddenly scream and they were like "OH GOD FRANK!!" and then the whole fucking line tried to take off after his car?! And some girls were trying to write down his license plate number and I was like "Oh gosh guys, please. Get a life."

Okay, then I got into the venue, and I wasn't like super close, but I had a nice space where I could still see everything and I could jump around without throttling people. And oh gosh, the setlist. They played my three favorite songs. They didn't play Sing. And I was in heaven. So they were introducing some song, like Summertime, and it got really quiet so I maybe kind of shrieked at Ray and people started laughing. And his smile. I just wanted to hug him. He is so cute and just fghdjskgfajhdsf RAYY [:

So I had written 'Inspire' on my left hand, like in that story I wrote (I'm cheesy like that ;D). So whenever Gerard would prance over to my side of the stage, I'd kind of just, you know, hold my hand up. And I almost laughed because this one time he actually leaned forward to squint at my hand, and I felt bad because he couldn't read it but his expression was just SO CUTE. xD

Enough with the stupid side stories. Now this is where shit went down.

As they were playing the last song of the encore (which was Bulletproof Heart. Just saying.), I moved over towards the side of the stage so I would get to see them walk out. Well some over excited person literally pushed me against the barricade, and Ray came off stage first and he was so close I could have touched his fro. I didn't, but still. So then Mikey got off, and I kind of ignored him because I was looking for Gerard. Frank actually skipped past me, and Gerard was still on stage like blowing kisses to the crowd and screaming "NEW JERSEY!" and everyone was like "Yaaay!" So he finally came down, and as he walked by I just randomly blurted, "GERARD." Oh my gosh. He turned to look at me and I just fucking froze. He is impossibly beautiful up close and I couldn't BREATHE. I literally could not speak, so I just kind of...held up my hand. And he fucking comes to the barrier where I'm standing and he FUCKING HELD MY HAND. Everyone around us was just watching?! Like not even trying to get to him. And he leaned in super close and was like "Thank you." And he squeezed my hand and I like covered my mouth and just oh my god. I just wanted to stay like that forever. It was the most beautiful and perfect thing that has ever happened to me in my life. And I am now convinced, more than ever, that I will marry him one day because he is the epitome of perfection.

SO...I think that's about it. I'm going to go now before I start crying all over again. xD

xoxo SOFA

I don't know how those question marks happened... But they look cool. :')

FUCKING HELL, MIBBA IS A FUCKTARD. –kicks mibba’s ass because it’s annoying-

Anyway, I have not replied in aaages because I was getting my appendix removed. I get hurt too much. ._.
Mmhmm; I realised something at the funeral. Wayne was fucking popular. I was like ‘who the fuck are these people?’ o.o
YES. I’m an emotional person, okay? D: I cried at The Lion King. Because Mufasa was bad-fucking-ass, and they killed him off. Who the FUCK does that? I mean, really?! –wipes nose on your shirt-
-whips out ruler- SORRY. YOUR DICK MUST BE AT LEAST 2 INCHES FOR ME TO SUCK. EVEN I HAVE STANDARDS, YO! TRY AGAIN IN A COUPLE OF YEARS, LOVE. C;
Also, I suck at Wii. Because the remote always ends up flying towards the tv somehow. -_-
I just spent about three minutes trying to contort my mouth into a 3. I can’t do it. D: You mouth is obviously very skilled. –giggles inappropriately-
I was in NOBODY’S way, thankyouverymuch. Unless you count Gerard/Mikey. I SO GOT IN ONE OF THEM, YO. But anywhos, people should know not to push other people into walls. D: It’s just plain rude.
IT WAS STUPID OF YOU TO USE THE BULLYFACE. HA.
Also, I’m sure your mum will love me. She’d be all “Oh, Ali-darling, I am SO glad you actually have [i]friends[/i]. ;D
YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO BE WATCHING THAT. Besides, I need you camera to record [s]hot boys from bands having sexy times[/s] cute kittens and shit. :’D
I will get a boner just for the sake of being put on a billboard. Because, c’mon, who doesn’t want to be on a billboard? :D –runs around with boner-
SUBMIT TO MY RULE, BETCH.  WELL. That totally didn’t sound dirty. ;D
LAWL. They try to sound like gangstahs? They’re so lame, it’s cute. Kind of like you, dear. C’:
DUDE. LIVEJOURNAL HAS BETTER PORN? I AM FUCKING JOINING RIGHT NOW. I want more buttsex stories. Yummeh.
WHAT KIND OF HAPPY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, YOU PERVERT? :D
You may not just look into my mind. D: It’s private. You’d totally be scared by some of the things in there. Like... RAY. EATING PEOPLE AND STUFF.
I know. I’m just a nice person. Humble, too. :’D
I’m dry? What does that even [i]mean[/i]. IT SOUNDS COOL THOUGH.
If you get fat, you won’t be able to walk anymore, and I’m gonna have to push your wheelchair and I’m not that strong and you’ll end up going to fast down a hill and dying. ._.
Not at all. I want to jump the FOE too. :’)
DUMB ALI IS DUMB. –sulks-
OH. You live in England. What’s Shrewsbury like? I have a friend moving there in August c:

Very niceeeeee
I haven't been on in ages sorry -
anyway,
I love the new profile pic:)

I'M BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, it sucked. The main reason being that it was nothing like Wayne would've wanted it to be. It was basically a christian funeral, and Wayne was athiest. And I was asked to speak and I started crying and it was just bleh. ._.

I can play Playstation 2. :D SKILLS.
Actually, if we're talking about the quality that stands out, it'd have to be your wonderful use of emoticons. Because, like, it reminds me of me, which is always a good thing. ;D
I was stage diving because... IDK, it seemed like a good idea at the time. And then I got shoved into a wall and I was like, "Ouch." o.e
But AAAALLLIIII. I LIKE STAGE DIVING. IT WAS FUN.
I will quote myself using the victims emoticon: "I'm taking away your camera ._.'
I will quote you using the bully's emoticon: "What else can you play? >:)"
WHAT DOES THIS POINT TO? HMM?
Naaaw. I think the world deserves to know every time I get a boner. And then they should go and have sexytimes because I'm that important. When Xander is horny, the world is horny. :'D
OH HELL TO THE NO. YOU TELL THE NEXT CREEPY-ASS GUY THAT COMES UP TO YOU THAT YOUR XOTHERMIC XANDER CAN BEAT HIS ASS. (If he's cute, tell him your Xothermic Xander would tap his ass. ;D)
But, threatening people with non-existent maces is good too ;D
Errr. Sure, Ali. -pets you-
MIBBA IS A GREAT SOURCE OF PORN. LIKE, BUTTSEX PORN. JUST SO YOU KNOW. :D
Arsetwat. ._. That's my new favourite word. <3
ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT MY DICK IS SMALL? I AM OFFENDED. I WILL SULK NOW.
Fiiine. I will just call you retarded in mah head, mmkay? Mmkay. ;D
ATTENTION ANYBODY READING THIS. ALI IS NOT RETARDED. SHE'S JUST SPECIAL.
I don't want you to get fat either. D:
And drool. Yesh. 'Q'
Or, y'know, purely for the reason that you totally wanna get it on with the Fiercely-Eyebrowed One. ;D
TELL ME. RIGHT NOW. OR... OR... IDK, OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN.
I know. :c -sniffle-

I'm sorry I took so long to reply. ._.
I went to Wayne's funeral, so I was all bleh, and mopey, and just plain unattractive so I avoided the internet. D: Forgive me? :D
I'm BACH. -plays piano like a genius- Yesh. I'm that good.
You're right. Modesty is, like, my favourite quality in you. It just stands out more than the rest, you know? ;D
Stage dive gone funky. THERE WAS A LOT OF BLOOD. AND IT HURT. LIKE, A LOT.
I'm not a bully. .-. <--- THAT, is not the face of a bully. HMPF.
Normal people would jizz, thankyouverymuch. They are BAD, BAD images. -shifty eyes- I gotta go, er, take care of some unfinished business. -covers crotch and shuffles away-
I know. I have girls AND guys just hanging on me all the time. Because EVERYONE is attracted to the tall, skinny, 'dark' dude. ;D
Because, like, IDK, it sounded better in my head, okay? Don't question me D:
You have photographs of people 'gasming? I'm worried about you, darlin'. I'm taking away your camera. ._.
IT WOULD GO WHERE DICKS USUALLY GO. IN THE CROTCH AREA. NO, I WOULD NOT GIVE HIM MY DICK, BECAUSE IT'S TOO BIG FOR HIM. OH YES. I WENT THERE.
Yes. You're very special. By special I mean retarded. But you're still special. :')
Psht, no. I can't eat when I'm turned on. :D But you can eat the popcorn, and get fat. .-.
OHMYGAWD. SOMEONE MUST GO FUCK MIKEY. LIKE, NOW. BUT WHO? -shifty eyes- Also, Mikey's already so pissy all the time, imagine him with hormones :'D
XOTHERMIC XANDER IS SEXY. I LIKE IT. A LOT. YESH. AND YOU CALLED ME HOT. I LIKE THAT TOO. ;D
I DON'T WANNA CHOOSE THE FUTURE. D: WAIT, I SEE YOU CHOOSING THE FUTURE IN MY VISION OF THE FUTURE.
-stares at you blankly, then walks away-
He had a small penis. c:

probably english and chemstry -
you???

My Chem, Green DAY, Nirvana.
That's how I roll baby!

Who's third?

YOU SAW MY CHEMICAL FUCKING ROMANCE LIVE YOU LUCKY FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!
And my mom's the bitch from before.
LUCKY MOTHERFUCKER HOW IS GREEN DAY BETTER THAN MY CHEM??? HOW ARE YOU THAT FUCKING LUCKY???!!!!!!!!!!!!!