So when I saw this, something came to mind. You're probably not going to like what came to mind, but I'm telling you anyway because I invade peoples' personal space and make them uncomfortable by telling them things they could go their whole life without knowing.
That key made me think of something.
And the something was an Mpreg story (male pregnancy) that I read earlier this morning. And the guy giving birth was all yelling and screaming and bitching like most women do when they give birth, and the other dude says something that pisses off the first dude. And the first dude goes:
"It's like pushing a fucking apple out of a fucking keyhole."
That key made me think of something.
And the something was an Mpreg story (male pregnancy) that I read earlier this morning. And the guy giving birth was all yelling and screaming and bitching like most women do when they give birth, and the other dude says something that pisses off the first dude. And the first dude goes:
"It's like pushing a fucking apple out of a fucking keyhole."
Just thought you might --not-- like to know that.