He likes to put random, unsuspecting people's beds next to his?
..........For some reason I can believe this. Sounds like something he'd do. Then he'd freak out because there was someone he didn't know sleeping next to him ;)
I officially love you. You are my new evil-best-friend. I'll protect you from Luke. I know he's not big and bad. He won't hurt me. He couldn't hurt us ;)
He told me about Alexander, but not Philip. This is great :) Thank you. You're evil in a sisterly way. I like it :p I can relate.
Just warning you now, he's chatting with me right now and he saw that comment, and he's not very happy. He says you're dead to him. But he'll get over it. ;)
And I'm Aubrey. But you probably knew that. Well, if you are responsible for him making one, I already love you. Sorry that's totally creepy. But whatever ;)