SarahDarko / Comments

I'm sorry :(
I thought you weren't gonna come on.

Miss Sarah Smiles you are the Bden to my Ry-Ro.

I do not understand the logistics of this, but I guess so :/

MAYBE YOUR DEATH PATCH HAD SEX WITH RIAN'S DEATH PATCH AND THEY'RE GONNA HAVE BABIES OMG DEATH PATCH MPREG.

Oh Jack I always knew you were a druggie :( Nobody is that hyper naturally.

What's the medication for?

o hai bb havnt seen u rnd here l8ly.

Mibba is like our daddy.
You did?! That is fucking awesome! I want to hear it!...Wow I got way too excited over that.
I wrote a new Jalex oneshot just FYIIIII.

Oh right... :D

JACKY YOU'RE MY JACKY
MY JACKY BE SO WACKY
I LOVE MY JACKY WACKY
JACKY I WANT YOUR PENIS.

WHY ARE YOU ON CAMP OMG MY FRIEND BAILED FROM THE ETF CONCERT AND YOU SO COULD HAVE COME INSTEAD BUT YOU'RE NOT HERE AND NOW I'M STUCK WITH A TICKET UURRGHH SOJFDDF

GOODNIGHT HAVE FUN ON CAMP.

Urgh my friend just inboxed me and she got to touch Craig..*seeths with envy*

kdjfowiejfkd I've always hated sport... until now.
Ryan and Brendon could be our sex ed teachers...just sayin'.

Jack was probably like wtf no I've never slept with Alex.

Aww cute kid :3 Crazy bitch of a mum haha

FUCK! That would be so amazing oeijfldskjf who would teach what?
Gerard would be our art teacher. What else?

lol somebody probably said Jalex wasn't real or something.

That poor kid is now traumatized for life hahaha.

True. And our teachers would all be hot and look like different band members.

HA. I'd log into facebook and the thing up the top would be like 54873457 and I'd be like D: Sarah's been on my wall.

I KNOW WHAT GIF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. I've never seen the video though, and I still wonder what he's what the fuck-ing.

SITNB! I remember when it was about to be released, and me and some friends saw the promo posters in JB and we literally screamed and freaked the fuck out.

I guess I'm weak as fuck then cause I sleep more than I'm awake. I REGRET NOTHING.

Yeah, I know what you mean. It would be cool...but night-time Tumblr is always the best and I'd miss out on that...all the ATL fans seem to come out at 11 pm +.

HAHA I wanna leave just so I can have that on my wall!
I will watch it and quote my favourites as I go along. And then tell you random facts about things. I like things. And then I'll sing to you...this will be fun. Anybody else that looks at your wall will be like DA FUQ?!

That's truuue, it's not that impressive.

FUCKING HELL BRO WHAT ARE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT HUMAN. HOW CAN YOU NOT SLEEP FOR SO LONG AND STILL BE SO HYPER ALL THE TIME. WOT. DA. FUQ.
Urgh I agree. Wait...I think they're called night schools...

D: You're facebook wall will be blown up from me being like JACK COME BACK TO ME.

YES I NEED TO SEE THIS. I NEED TO SEE YOU NAKED.

I LVERS YOU TOO B-DENNNNN.

Urgh. I gotta get up around 6 too to go into the city for school D: I'm used to going to bed at 5, how the fuck is this going to work?!

I'LL MISS YOU WHEN YOU'RE ON CAMP BRO.

My friend has her ETF concert tonight oidjfslkdfjoiwejf MINE'S ON THURSDAY SHIT SHIT SHIT.

YES YES YES.
Yeah I couldn't think of who to use, so I was like hmmm, I'll use Brendon for Sarah.

NOWHERE I JUST MEANT SCHOOL ONES.

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR COMMENT. ONE DAY WE WILL DO THE PAINT THING (with a little less sexual tension)

Mpreds are gross. I hate them.

NOOOOOOOOOO HOLIDAYS COME BACK

Haha thanks. I have more, but I think I'll rewrite them first cause I'm pretty ashamed of how badly written they are.
I totally wasted my time reading this Jalex that was really good but then it was Mpreg. Nooooooooo.
So now I'm bored.

Sounds like bundles of fun. Still sounds better than mine though.
Here's one Ryden:
http://stories.mibba.com/read/381001/Tripping-Eyes-and-Flooded-Lungs/
It's a lot shitter than I remembered.