Oh the first time I encountered a drunk person, it was with the same friend, but it was her uncle. He lived with them at the time and we were trying to sleep, but he was out in the kitchen yelling about something. We went out there and my friend's like, "Can you be quiet, Uncle Greg? My room's right next to the kitchen and we're trying to sleep." And he's like, "You can't hear me, there's toooo many cupsssss in the way!" And waved his hand like a fool in front of the counter. XD All the cups were dirty and apparently it was supposed to block out sound of his yelling.
There are so many. XD Best one would be my friend's dad, he was sitting out by the fire and I left my iPod out there. We went outside to get it and he's like, "What're you doin' out here?" And we said, "We need to get my iPod." He's like, "What's an iPod?" I picked it up and said, "This." "What's that?" "o_o An iPod." "I thought that was an iPodder." "What's an iPodder?" "Harry Potter's younger brother. *laughs hysterically*" XD Fun times.