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Exactly.

psh I'll just send it to you in a message, trust you to put it in your phone, then delete it off the internet.

I'm going to hope to god that you meet him, and if and when you do, I want you to catch his reaction on video, and send it to me.

No you don't. Just be happy. And smile. And think WWJD: What Would Jimmy Do? and you should be in the clear.

Its a great conversation starter if you meet Brian. "So this my friend and I were talking about all the hot guys that look in their mid 20s but could be our dads, and we talked about how you could be that cousin that we'd have a crush on. But you were like a third cousin, twice removed with people in between so it wouldn't count as incest." just imagine his face if you told him this.

Write it. Get those thoughts down on a word doc or whatever and do it. I like your thought process.

But, he is like that third cousin, twice removed, with people in between. That way it doesn't get awkward when we like each other.

He is. Its like that picture I took with Go Radio... my friend said that we look like that awkward family photo because you have the buff dad, the hot brother, and that weird cousin no one cares about. It was epic. But yeah. Brian is definitely the hot cousin

I still have a crush on him. Him, Gyllenhaal and Depp. Which is crushing me because they are old enough to be my father... or that really cool uncle that everyone likes.

I know right? I got depressed when I found out that he was 48. I had this very detailed fantasy about him... then my friend pointed out he was older than my dad...

And Johnny Depp. He is amazingly good looking for someone who is 48.

Especially movies with Jake Gyllenhaal. That man is gorgeous.

Yeah.. I think because of my imagination I like sticking to comedy and action.

Its like the mind fuck up I start going crazy, like it will really mess with me and I have an over-active imagination... so gore is pretty bad as well, but I can always say "this is not real. that is ketchup."

I love that. Like scary movies that mess with my mind, I dislike. But I can stand gore.

I love when I show them videos of hockey clips and the guys will be checking each other to the boards and everyone is flinching but me. Makes my day.

Its the same thing for the lebanese. Its like "what is american football? Cross Country exists? WTH? THOSE AREN'T SPORTS. Sports are football (soccer) and tennis.

I am the exact same. I got interested in hockey, so I creeped on the teams. I know some soccer players because my cousins and brother are obsessed with the sport.

Don't worry. All you have to do to figure out who is who is go to the nhl website, and just creep on the players.

Nope. Its short for Hurricanes.