"99.9999999999999999% chance of happening."...you saying Jesus is a liberal? I like to think so too. Yeah, I know he was there and I know it's a Green Day side proj. The thing about him being a feminist...i'm not really sure how that works, so I have 2 opinions:
1. Don't be so shocked, anyone can be a feminist (equality of the sexes), that's what it's all about!
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2. Well, he may not be a feminist (if we ever find out it's impossible for a man to be feminist), he's just for it and if he was a girl, he'd be feminist.
AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! You put a pic of Jello on your profile!!!! YAYNESS! That's my fave pic of him too! I actually used that pic in a quiz on quibblo.com about him! I know you knew who he was before, but did you always think he was cool? Or did my long ass coment convince you?
Since I'm itching to talk about my feelings for this guy, I'll tell you so we can talk about it and you can probably call me an obsessed loser like other peopl do.
JELLO BIAFRA...
He is so awesome. You know, I sometimes think he is an angel in disguise that God and he Goddess sent to us to help minorities and youths and to defeat close-minded conservatives everywhere. But, that's kinda impossible since he doesn't even believe in God or anything like that. But, maybe he's just saing that so we're not suspicious. Like, the Anti-Christ is gonna be a normal person running for Pres. of the US and no one's gonna suspect him and he's gonna lie and say he believes in God and stuff. Even though he's the anti-christ. SO, my theory is if the Anti-Christ can lie and say he's christian so no ones suspicious, then it makes perfect sense for an angel to lie and say they don't believe so we're not suspicious. And he's an anarchist. Alot of anarchists are athiest b/c they see God as authority, but some are religious (kinda like me, except I'm agnostic, *believe in god/goddess but not the bible or church*) and they think that people can't boss them around and they can do for themselves, like in the Bible before Adam and Eve (like a bunch of FUCKING RETARDS...THEY HAD TO FUCK IT UP FOR ALL OF US) ate that bloody apple. So maybe anarchy and religion DO go hand in hand.
But besides my theory, Jello is cool 2 me cuz he IS THE DEAD KENNEDYS pretty much, was involved in many other musical projects such as LARD, his solo spoken word stuff, 1000 homo djs, did stuff with DOA, did a song w/ ministry, did stuff w/ the melvins, did stuff w/pigface, etc. He also is the owner of Alternative Records label, is anti-nazi, anti-racsism, anti-sexism (he pretty much preaches feminism, so that automatically gives him 20,000 kudos), cares about politcs ALOT, ran for Cali Govenor, ran in primarys for PRESIDENT in the green party (but was beaten by that prick nader...I have a theory if Jello won, that would've been the first time a third party won...I'll explain later), got charged w/ spreading harmful material to minors just b/c he didn't put the bloody Tipper Gore sticker on the Frankenchrist album and it included the painting penis landscape (w/ was labeled at the trial as something young ones would beat off to...whatever) I really think Jello was doing a good thing and teaching our youth, he is anti-sweatshop, pro-union, cares about america, is smart as hell, acted in a few movies, was the leader (pretty much) of the DIY movement, and he wrote a KICK ASS letter to Pres. Obama about what to do w/ issues in America and stuff.
JELLO BIAFRA IS THE GREATEST, SMARTEST, NICEST, COOLEST, PUNKEST, FUNNIEST PERSON EVER from what I know of him. (please note the from what I know of him part) If I ever find out otherwise, I might have a brain malfunction, and go all cannibal or kill myself. Seriously, I will be so let down.
He changed the world and is only 50. Not many people pull that kinda shit off. When he ran for Gov. under his stage name, he was ranked no. 4 out of ten candidates. After that, the state of California Uber Alles actually made a law that said you can't run under a assumed name Wow...authority really hates Jello, and he hates them.
His parents should recieve the Nobel Peace Prize just for fucking and making him. Seriously.
And now a quote from the Green Party politician, Jello Biafra himself: "I'm rolling down the stairs, too drunk to fuck."
My rents gave it to me for xmas b/c I'm an only child and say "I don't have real gothic clothing, just poser HT crap" and they're like "where do you get real gothic clothing" and I'm like "internet" so...yeah. They also got me a drum set and some stuff I do and don't know about. I made off like a fukken bandit this year. It's wierd cuz the way the economy is and all.
A deli that sells M and M's. Never heard of such a thing. Dude...internet shopping is the shit. I got a 500 dollar visa gift card and I made out like a bandit in both the mall (yeah, yeah, I know) and the web.
i love it there
my sisters and i flew out there from jersey (when we lived in jersey : ( ) and stayed there the summer
we saved all our money and got a hotel like right by the beach
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ehh my weekend .......hecktic i guess like always
i went to an archery shoot in the snow on saturday then i tought a class on sunday
then my sisters and brothers and i hung out at a mall
Yeah, but that one about the Coke, the Burito, and the first one (which btw, was removed from the phone book)...OMG, right?! WHat did you think of those particular three? What did you think of the Dodge one? "Slipping into a new truck is like slipping into a new..."
SHeck this out: http://www.artistmike.com/Temp/SubliminalAd.html
SOme are such BS (meaning that I don't think that was meant to be subiminal) but some...OHMYGOD. Especially the first one, the burrito, and the coke one. Those are so...OHMYGOD! Tell me what you think.