kelsotheepic / Comments

i'm so sad that you aren't even friends with me on mibba. boo you whore.

MIBBA IS DEAD, KELSO, SO YOU AND CLAIRE AND DIE TOGETHER WHILE I SURVIVE AND THRIVE

I read that story comment in Lafayette's voice. ;)

That's exactly the recipe!
But Eric Northman gets me so flustered that where the recipe calls for just a dash of sexiness, I end up dumping the entire fucking container into it.

BRAIN BANG!
My poor poor heart strings!

Give. Me. Viking. Frustration!

PRAISE JEZUS.
And I see Shelly is dissing on our mibba usage.
h8rs gon h8.

Mine seems to be broken down into the following categories:
- Eric Northman
- Other (less) hot guys

He's in a category all his own.
I wonder who would, or even could, compare to him. I honestly can't think of anyone and I've got a HUGE number of guys on my "to-do" list.

He's also a Nordic sex idol.
Ahem.

Now let's not start the who's more amazing thing again. We all know that Cheez-Its < Eric Northman < You.
And that is a fact.

Oh well, of course not. But who wouldn't want to blame Gabe Saporta for one's badness? I sure like to believe that it was a mutual thing between Gabe and myself. nomnom

Gabey baby made me go bad! ;)

If I'm the best writer ever, then you are a writing goddess.
Could you imagine what would happen if we wrote something together? The goddamn world would stop spinning!
I updated. Now it's your turn! GIMME SOME VIKING LOVE! :)

No I don't have comcast! Buuut I do know where to find the episodes if I need them.
My sister just texted me and said they are on episode 4 already. So they'll power through season two and I'll trade them season three for it. Sounds legit, eh?
Do you like Dexter? Please say yes. UNF.

Next chapter will be EXTRAORDINARILY tough to write without my DVDs, so I'm hoping that my sister watches them as quickly as she watched season one (which was only a week).
Otherwise, I'll have to illegally download a few episodes.

And if this were tumblr, I'd have a LOT of angry Viking gifs to describe how I feel about my missing DVDs.
But a lot MORE sexy Viking gifs to explain what your last chapter meant to me.

Well, I mean holy fuck. I mean...it's only chapter one...and it's just...holy fuck is the best way I can describe it at this point. :)
I'm glad I'm not the only one that recites the episodes perfectly. I have to have them running in front of me to get the dialogue correct. Haha

I might jump all over Alexander just for the opportunity to cry out that name!
I mean...ahem...
SPEAKING of fangy Viking porn, when will I get your first chapter, hmmm?

I can't watch him on talk shows and during interviews for that reason. He's just...too much sincere adorable in one tall incredibly good-looking package. He is the perfect human being.
And it's strange we can say this about him because he plays Eric as the opposite of himself so convincingly.

The idea of breathing the same air as the mighty Alexander is enough for my heart to flutter uncontrollably. Was he just the biggest sweetheart in the world?