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I would've been breathing really loud and making moany noises and everyone around me would've known that I was going to need a new pair of jeans.
Subtlety is not my forte.

I'm willing to forgive his murderous past. Those two fucked him over. They both deserved it.
Oh my God! I can't believe you were at Comic Con! I would've given my left lung and part of my liver to be there! Of course, with part of my liver gone, I wouldn't have been able to get Alexander really drunk and then take advantage of him. Perhaps it was for the best.. XD

Do you like Luna? I just want Sam Merlotte to win for once. He's been shafted every single season so far. But this season, I feel like he's finally come out on the plus side. No maenads tryna' snuff him out, no bitches breaking his heart, and he's got a new girl. Aside from losing Tommy, I'd say everything went pretty well for him this season.

Oh who am I kidding? I ship the Viking with the Greek! #cannotbetamed
I feel so bad for Hoyt too! I was in love with Jessica/Hoyt and never even thought about Jason and Jessica in ALL of season three. Mostly because super bitch Crystal was in the picture and I spent a lot of my time wondering if she was legit. I wonder if she'll come back in season five to bite everyone in the ass..
Maybe Russel will eat her. Me gusta.
I miss Tommy already. :(

Oh geeez. The Pokemon cards line was golden! God bless you, Jesus! (LAWLZ. See what I did there?)
I jumped out of my chair and danced fiercely when I saw the hole in the concrete. I've missed that maniac. I wish Talbot was still around. Their relationship was beautiful.
Fuck you, Sookie! We'll write our own little world where the girl actually understands how sex lord Eric Northman is always the correct choice.
Paper or plastic? Eric Northman.
Skim milk or regular? Eric Northman.
Would you prefer an ancient civil war veteran and a badass "gracious plenty" Viking sex icon?
I concur.
You, Sookie Stackhouse, are a royal fool!
BTW, I ship Jessica and Jason like a boss. They're perfect.

Oh my FUCKING god.
I mean, I was pissed off with Tara all season, but that didn't mean I wanted her to go die. I hope she gets turn. Or comes back as a zombie. Or something. She can't be gone for good..
AND I FUCKING BAWLED OVER JESUS! Goddammit Alan Ball! Why you gotta give me a freaking adorable, spanish-speaking gay guy and then just snatch him right out from under me right when I'm starting to really love him?!
Adele IS a badass! And Sookie is a dunce. I can't believe what she said to Eric. And I can't believe she forgave Bill. And I can't believe that Eric and Pam are on the outs. And...and...and...FUCK MARNIE! Fuck her goooooood.
HOORAY FOR STEVE NEWLIN! DOUBLE HOORAY FOR RUSSEL EDGINGTON'S RETURN!!!
And that is all. :D

Oh. My. God.
That finale...blew my goddamn mind.
I...just can't wait to gush with you about it. Holy shit.

FUCKKK!
I'm in class right now and I'm downloading it. True Blood > Arguments in English. XD
Give me a few hours and then we can gush and gush and gush...and gush some more!
I'm seen so many stupid spoilers over on Tumblr already...so I almost don't even need to watch it. What a foolish mistake logging on over there before seeing it was.
UPDATEUPDATEUPDATEUPDATEUPDATEUPDATEUPDATEUPDATE.

BUT THANK YOU RYRO FOR BRINGING ME AND WONDERFUL KELSO TOGETHER! :)

...okay, I'm done spamming. Off to cry over the finale.

And fuck my RyRo story. He is a giant toolshed now. >:/

I HAVEN'T WATCHED IT YETTT! FUCKKK MEEE.
Haterz gon' hate. If liking True Blood is wrong because it makes me a slut, then I don't wanna be right!
Ahhh. I want the first chapter. WANT. WANT. WANT. WANT. WANT. :)

And I feel like the same thing goes through everyone's head when I tell them I'm a fan of True Blood:
"Wow. She must be really into sex and porn."
Well, when there's a naked Nordic god in the mix, yeah, I could say I'm really into True Blood for that reason!

I'm currently at the beginning of chapter eleven for Mr. Northman. How much longer can I keep the pre-written chapters up? The world may never know.
All of my writing is NOT perfection. Why do you think I took down so many of my older stories recently? That's right. Because they were utter BULLSHIT.
I remember my Ryan Ross story. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Pathetic excuse for writing..
I just want a story from you. If my writing is perfection, yours is sent straight from the heavens!

I spoil you?! You're the one raping my comments page. (Can't rape the willing.) XD
You're just too wonderful, you know that?
I wish we could just sit down together and squee over an episode of True Blood together!

Oh Viking porn will do just fine! :D
Ahhh, you've made me want to update. But I'm running out of prewritten chapters and I never have to time to sit down and just dish that shit out. It has to be written perfectly because Eric Northman is perfection.
Such a lovely face!

I apologize for earlier. Dr. Skarsgård simply has that effect on me.
Anywho. Please write something. I'm always missing your writing...almost as much as I've been missin' you.
I'm not saying you have to bring it back from the dead...but remember your Jack sequel. Yeahhhh....Claire likey that Jack sequel. :)

Holy shit. Your fucking layout...unf. I cannot even...oh my God. I have to go...

Bless your heart for commenting on every chapter! I feel so goddamn special right now!
How I've fucking missed you!
I AM NOT SORRY I INVITED YOU BACK! I REGRET NOTHINGGG! :)

OM NOM! I hope you like it!
I know I dooo. :)

Mibba should look into excessive gifs too.