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FLIGHT OF VAGINA [b]FUCK YEAH[/b]

OH MY GAWD. THATS LIKE THE MANLIEST NAME AND I FORGOT IT.

you're right. we shall refer to him as he who must nit be named jr.

was. his name. leslie. -_-
haha no. it was probably like...i don't know. a manly name okay! i can't think of one...paul? no...Derek? idek. butch.

oh, girl pants wearing spaz, ay?
bless your soul. D:

haha when i was six i used to say i was gonna be a nun. XD
then i turned into a whore.

jk who's got two thumbs and has only ever had one dirty lying cheating boyfriend? ->this bitch<-

i agree. because i was able to like, repell his false charm but then again everyone was like Y WOOOD U GO OUT W/ HIM OMQ

oh, and he was a cheater, too. but THAT i didn't figure out on my own til later.

s0 tr00 ugh. oh wait no i knew my boyfriend was a jerk from the start... /hypocrite wo0~
haha

o: why was she dating a jerk.)':<

fuck verizon fios. this shit messed up this super long reply comment i sent you by not sending it like a bitch.

PHUCK LYF3

bb u no der is no such ting as 2 much twilite<3 in mi lyf3

ahhhhhh did you do the awesome hand modelling thing where you flip it from one arm to the next while waving at the item with the opposite hand?! and with a giant ass fake smile that says NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL CLEAN!

like legit. i deleted all ma sheet except for the stupid thing about the fly ahaha! that's classic. i read it when i need a good laugh.

"there's a very angry fly between my curtains and the window.

blah blah blah some shit about my washing machine and bicycles or whatever
more blah blah blah

lalalala

there was a very angry fly between my curtains and the window. i think it might be dead now."

srsly. i should win an Emmy/Oscar/Woody/Golden Globe/MTV Award for dat shit.

EWWWW LMAO HAHA SO YOU'RE ONLY GONNA SEE PARTS OF THIS COMMENT LIKE:

EWWWW [snot] HA S[snooottttt] ONNA SEE P[snot]S OF [snnoottttt]MENT LIK[snot]

^extremely accurate.

dude can you blame urrbody -______- Quizzy, just, ugh. Disappointment.

hell yeah, keepers, they are. can't WAIT to bring one home to the family.<3

and then she like disappeared with her punk ass.):<
more like, i've been too damn lazy to track her down...meh.|:

twinsies.<$
ND WII BOT LUUVV TWIGHLITE;;<3
IS DIS RL OR IZ DIS JUSS FANNASEE?!!1!?

o:! you know what that reminded me of? remember freckles.? she was so obsessed with Spock haha!

i just need an overweight alcoholic wife beating redneck.<3

i'm sure the fellas don't mind it much.

LOL we are opposites. i look like a nerd but am actually a hooker and you look like a hooker but are a nerd.
~~~~~~ jk lol


i'm not a hooker./: no one would pay for something they can't handle.
AND LET ME TELL YOU



THEY CAN'T HANDLE NONE A [I]THIS[/I].

jk

i have a sad life. -______-

p.s.
diffuse is supposed to say drew...
_-_

hahaha this one time i diffuse god knows what on a paper but forgot to write my name and my teacher was like "uh, whoever drew jdjdosjf(don't remembre what i drew but it legit)..?" and i was like "...yyyeaahhh..." and everyone was just like "..." and slowly turned to look at me.

i was that quiet girl that never speaks so you assume she's a genius.

that's the day they found out i'm actually closer to mentally retarded than i am to genius.

haha, i just liked the parts onthe applications (some of them do not give this option though) where you can list your nickname or what you'd rather go by at work, should you be hired. i had fun with that. :3

LMAO. whenever i have an exam and don't know the answer (if it's fill-in-the-blanks) i get pretty creative. the good part if my teachers don't flunk me for making a mockery of their exams. :D it's probably a rare occasion in which they actually maybe sort of find humor in their sad, sad lives. -_- haha!

XD i filled out 32 online applications for jobs like three months ago and i didn't hear back from a single one. i think my "go-getter" outlook was confused for a "gonna get you" one or SOMETHING haha. i just looked like a creep being all over the entire city's nuts man. |:

lmfao. i'm legit afraid of answering the phone.
i will literally stare at the screen if it's just a number like 123-456-7890 and not "Home." "Dad." "Brother." or "[insert sort of best friend's name]." my mom gets angry sometimes though because she doesn't have a cell phone and if she's calling from another phone i won't answer. my heart legit legit leegiiitt starts fucking POUNDING when i see a random number calling me -_-








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