ahhhhhh did you do the awesome hand modelling thing where you flip it from one arm to the next while waving at the item with the opposite hand?! and with a giant ass fake smile that says NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL CLEAN!
like legit. i deleted all ma sheet except for the stupid thing about the fly ahaha! that's classic. i read it when i need a good laugh.
"there's a very angry fly between my curtains and the window.
blah blah blah some shit about my washing machine and bicycles or whatever
more blah blah blah
lalalala
there was a very angry fly between my curtains and the window. i think it might be dead now."
srsly. i should win an Emmy/Oscar/Woody/Golden Globe/MTV Award for dat shit.
hahaha this one time i diffuse god knows what on a paper but forgot to write my name and my teacher was like "uh, whoever drew jdjdosjf(don't remembre what i drew but it legit)..?" and i was like "...yyyeaahhh..." and everyone was just like "..." and slowly turned to look at me.
i was that quiet girl that never speaks so you assume she's a genius.
that's the day they found out i'm actually closer to mentally retarded than i am to genius.
haha, i just liked the parts onthe applications (some of them do not give this option though) where you can list your nickname or what you'd rather go by at work, should you be hired. i had fun with that. :3
LMAO. whenever i have an exam and don't know the answer (if it's fill-in-the-blanks) i get pretty creative. the good part if my teachers don't flunk me for making a mockery of their exams. :D it's probably a rare occasion in which they actually maybe sort of find humor in their sad, sad lives. -_- haha!
XD i filled out 32 online applications for jobs like three months ago and i didn't hear back from a single one. i think my "go-getter" outlook was confused for a "gonna get you" one or SOMETHING haha. i just looked like a creep being all over the entire city's nuts man. |:
lmfao. i'm legit afraid of answering the phone.
i will literally stare at the screen if it's just a number like 123-456-7890 and not "Home." "Dad." "Brother." or "[insert sort of best friend's name]." my mom gets angry sometimes though because she doesn't have a cell phone and if she's calling from another phone i won't answer. my heart legit legit leegiiitt starts fucking POUNDING when i see a random number calling me -_-