Bert: And that's becoming a huge issue.
Gerard: What do you mean?
Bert: I haven't got any in weeks.
Gerard: Me neither.
Oh, why don't you cry about it?
wanna hear something funny?
i'm afraid of dolls too.
mainly the porcelain ones.
it's not a phobia but they creep me out.
my day was going good, then it sucked :[
HEY! Don't talk to her like that!
Bert: What are you gonna do about it!?
Bert, I think you know there's a lot I can do about it. *narrows eyes*
Bert: O_o *sigh* Sorry Mel.
Aw sugar honey ice tea I married an idiot.
Bert: Erin! Shut up with the acronyms! I'm frustrated right now.
*mutters* A-hole.
Gerard: *yells at honking cars behind them*