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    I'M A GROWN-UP!!!
    Bert: That's convincing...here's our turn, Gee.
    *pouts* My arms are cramping!
    We'll be there soon.
    MEANIE WEENIES!!!
    January 31st, 2008 at 11:41pm
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    *kicks door*
    Bert: Stop making that noise.
    *sticks tongue out*
    January 31st, 2008 at 08:10pm
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    *sighs and taps foot impatiently*
    Bert: There something you wanna say Erin?
    ......Can we at least turn on the radio?
    January 30th, 2008 at 04:38am
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    Bert: Is everyone buckled up? It's not a short ride.
    *mutters and puts on seatbelt* Yes...
    Gerard: Good girl.
    January 30th, 2008 at 01:56am
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    Gerard: *tackles to ground and throws over shoulder* Ready Bert?
    Bert: Yep. Car's open.
    *eye twitches*
    January 29th, 2008 at 04:54am
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    *sigh* Well then I guess we have no choice...*hangs head*
    January 28th, 2008 at 05:08am
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    *tries to resist*....
    Bert: O_O Please?
    Aw, fuck.
    January 27th, 2008 at 10:56am
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    ....I don't know.
    Bert: *sigh* Fine. *clears throat* PLEASE COME HOME BABY!? I LOVE YOU! THE KIDS MISS YOU! I CAN'T BREATHE WITHOUT YOU!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH YOU'RE HURTING ME!?
    Gerard: MEL WITHOUT YOU I AM NOTHING. I NEED YOU BY MY SIDE AGAIN!!! I CAN'T DO ANYTHING! YOU'RE MY AIR!!!
    O_O...
    January 26th, 2008 at 08:43am
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    Bert: Are you sure? Because I'm only doing this if it works.
    ....Yes. Probably.
    Bert and Gerard: *sigh and get on knees* Please?
    January 26th, 2008 at 04:20am
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    Bert: For goodness sake...*throws head back*
    Gerard: Will you guys please come home?
    O_o I don't know...
    Bert: I swear to god, I will get on my knees and beg.
    January 24th, 2008 at 12:11pm
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    Bert: So you're coming home then?
    January 23rd, 2008 at 11:36am
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    O_o...Well...
    Bert: Erin! The kids miss you!
    *sigh*
    January 22nd, 2008 at 11:49am
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    Gerard: *eye twitches* For being insane!
    What?
    Bert: Everything is not a big production, and deep down you know we'd never cheat on you!
    O_O *sniff*
    January 22nd, 2008 at 05:44am
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    I can't believe what I'm hearing...*sniff*
    Bert: Everything isn't a game, girls! WAKE UP!
    Gerard: Day in, and day out, we deal with this! We love you!
    O_O ...*sniff* What is this?
    Bert: It's a fucking intervention!
    January 21st, 2008 at 10:02pm
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    O_O...What do you mean?
    January 21st, 2008 at 07:00pm
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    *sobs* I HATE THAT I LOVE YOU!!!
    Bert: I'm sick of this Erin! And yes, I said Erin!
    O_o You're trying to hurt me? *sobs more*
    Gerard: He's trying to get a point across!
    January 21st, 2008 at 07:13am
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    *doesn't notice* Oh yeah right, and you guys are like famous or something.
    Bert: Well....
    Gerard: ....
    EXACTLY! ADULTERORS!!!
    January 19th, 2008 at 08:49pm
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    Bert: No they are not! Those are their names.
    No they're not! They're your sides hos' names!
    Gerard: When will you realize that we are not cheating on you!?
    *covers ears*
    Steven: Whta kind of shit did I just get into?
    January 18th, 2008 at 06:14pm
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    Too late.
    Bert: ERIN ELYSE MCCRACKEN! What the fuck is going on here?
    Steven: Oh! Bert! Gerard! You know me!
    Gerard: Stay outta this, Steven.
    January 18th, 2008 at 05:00am
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    Dammit. I was so looking forward to that part. *door opens*
    Steven: We're saved?
    January 18th, 2008 at 12:21am
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