F*ck it's been ages

:LWhy hello there!'Tis been a while.How do you do??Is anyone online!?Like,seriously...anynone??I'll talk to anybody :)I'm bored,any one got any good poems?I don't like stories.....so yeah,poems?I'll comment ;)Baha.BOO!!I hate doctors V_VThey lied about the cake V_VPr*cks.But yeah...1)Hey,how's you?2)Any news?3)Wanna talk?4)Got any cake?Ooh I gots an idea I guess.....I'll comment on 3 poems if you...
September 2nd, 2011 at 03:01pm

NEVER MAKE OLD PEOPLE RUN!!!

I just learned that today.This old lady was all like "oooh I'm sooo old, heeelp meee" so since I was in like,ninja mode I was like "psh,c'mon" so i took her arm and lead her across the road and when I let go she beat me with her walking stick and started yelling at me.So I began to run to see how fast she could run,and it just happened to be that she was a fast runner :STurned out I led her across...
August 17th, 2011 at 05:03pm

No one to talk to...

I'm so bored X'(Any random stalkerish stranger wanna talk?I swear I won't bite =)So yeah.....Oh I now officially hate camping1) we gotta pee on tree's2) a squirrel tried to bite me3) I tried to put out the fire with gasolene ( O.o)4) fishing ended when i let go of the rod by accident5) I was befriended by a flippin lamb (there shouldn't have been lambs)6) the toast caught fire @_@7) the smores...
August 17th, 2011 at 12:44pm

Boredom

I'm bored and have nothing to doIs anyone online?If so comment with a really super weird question and I'll comment back truthfullyLook,I'm really really boredOh and does anyone have any good ideas for a random cookie recipie?Like,an out of this world cookie that's never heard of before?Please?Ok I have tons of words to fill out the space......1) how's you?2) what's the weather like?3) what's kind...
August 13th, 2011 at 02:26pm

Really random and pointless journal...

I'm bored and my friends need random topics to talk about on their youtube channel,so do you have any ideas for them?They've covered a lot of the basics like music and games and need other stuff to talk aboutSo yeah...That's all I needed to say so since I need to take up some space I'll just post random kids songs.....There you go Astro Boy.On your flight into space.Rocket high, through the...
August 13th, 2011 at 11:51am

My mom is gonna kill me

I ate all the soap as a bet.DON'T LAUGHAny idiot would do it for 200 bucks.Well....I most certainly would anyways..Look my friend chopped off her hair for 50 beforeYeah,we need help.But it was only like,2 bars of soap...So i think she won't notice X'DThis is such a weird journal entry.I don't know what to write now.....Damn....Can I has cookie?Pretty please?1) Have you ever eaten soap?2) What's...
August 10th, 2011 at 11:45am

10 reasons why I'm banned from the mall

Yeah,another list and well.....this one is weirdBasically I've done alotta crap but i got away cuz im so awesome like that XD1) Leading a gathering (don't know the correct word for it) of ducks into mall2) Hugging shoppers without permission (o_O i know,not fair,right?)3) Starting a water fight against the elderly4) Konga line5) Skateboarding through the mall without a helmat (....yep....cuz i...
August 9th, 2011 at 06:45pm

Boredom and the missing cookie

This is BAD!!The last cookie was like.....kidnapped last night :SI know it's jus a cookie but it was the best cookie I ever saw -sniffles-Too dramatic?OkayIt was an okay-ish,disformed cookie and I think I know who took it.Anywho......whats up today?Being trolled is kind of funLast night,first night here and I was trolled 3 times - IT WAS FUGGLING AWESOME XDWell I know I don't have much on my about...
August 9th, 2011 at 11:05am

15 things you don't need to know about me

1) I'm dyslexic,dyspraxic,schizophrenic and bi-polar2) I have to wear a hat 24/73) I have a suicidal ferret4) I saw a hamster commit suicide when I was 115) I like zombies6) I have a BOYfriend (don't get scared)7) I like pokemon8) My guitar contains cookies9) I have an adopted daughter10) I like to hug hobo's11) I have a 15 year old carer12) My brother scares me because of his hair colour13) I can...
August 8th, 2011 at 08:03pm

RIP super awesome tmnt toaster..

Yep you read the title right....my toaster died :SI've had a few toasters and they seem to die tragically :LThe first three drownded in the sink when they caught fireThe 4th refused to give me the toast and caught fire (which i will admit was f*cking awesome)The 5th and 6th had...um.....terrible endings (they were ugly,so they "ran away")The 7th,8th,9th and 10th also drownded but via bath-tub...
August 8th, 2011 at 06:37pm

umm.....hey?

Im new here and well....I'm boredI will say now that my grammer sucks and I have a hatrerd for the letter a and d so I'm sorry(:But anywaysHey!Ich bin nathan!Anyone wanna talk?Please?Help me kill boredomOr maybe lend a cookie? :31) Hey2) How are you?3) How old are you?4) Do I know you?5) What's your name?6) What's your favourite colour?7) Do you know mine? O_o8) Bye byeIma bored and why the hell...
August 8th, 2011 at 04:45pm