Dye your hair blonde, and if you're blonde; dye it again. Dress in pink, be a playboy bunny, and when I say dress, I mean sparingly. Be stupid. Be a dumb airhead that doesn't know anything. Laugh at the people below you; there's plenty to chose from. If someone is different, make sure you tell them. Make sure you treat them like a diseased animal. And not just that, be loud. Be obnoxious, be the...

The Looking-Glass by Callum JudgeI show you who you are; you only see who you think you are. And so the blame falls on me; but I’m only doing my job. You’d be surprised how seldom I’m asked, “Who’s the fairest of them all?” because the truth is; no one wants the answer. It haunts you. And so you look, eyes wide open, taking in everything I have to show you. I need not answer any...