i can almost do that one state farm commercial where the wife is like: "what are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?"
i love those commercials and the strident gum ones
It’s be an awesome story to tell. Especially to someone who has had everything and anything done to them, you could just there like. “Pfft, well a few months ago I had to have a new thumb, wanna know why? Cause a dinosaur ripped it off when he lost to me in a thumb war.”
Oh defiantly, a famous thumb would totally make up for having it amputated by a dinosaur. Only it’s be better if you got to choose the thumb you know, you don’t want to wake up and have the worlds hairiest, thickest thumb that’d be slightly weird if not a good conversation started. Although I suppose if you started a conversation with, “well it all started when I met this dinosaur...” you’d go to instant win on the ice breaker scale. Instant win.