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YOU'LL BE DEAD IF SOMEBODY WON'T CALL EMERGENCY.

I WON'T DO THAT.

WHY WOULD I SLAP A DEAD BODY
BUT YEAH IF YOU WANT, I CAN STILL SLAP YA

YOU JUST HAVEN'T DONE IT GURL.
YOU WILL REGRET DOING IT

Well, I try to do my best. xD

Dude! Take a deep breath. It's fine. I took awhile to respond last time. I'm not gonna egg your house because you didn't update so take your time. I can wait. :)

oh d a n g.
i'm dead.
that makes me want to read more.

You're welcome. c: I think I left another one hahaha.

THIS IS, LIKE, WOW, A REALLY LATE RESPONSE, BUT I JUST WANTED TO SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS IF YOU CELEBRATE IT AND I HOPE YOU GOT ALL THAT YOUR HEART DESIRES, ALTHOUGH YOU DON'T REALLY DESERVE IT AFTER BREAKING MY HEART WITH YOUR HARRY STYLES STORY AND BEAUTIFUL LAYOUTS AND, WOW, I WOULD SERIOUSLY SEND YOU PACKETS OF GUM IF YOU COULD MAKE ME A LAYOUT AS PRETTY AS YOURS.

And Merry Christmas to autumnreneebabii too, seeing as how we're all practically bffs now. xx

If you've read those stories by now, I'm sorry if they were unappealing to you, but I literally have a thousand more if you ever need anything else to read. I'm seriously like the fanfic fairy, my friends all come to me when they're in need. All the ones I have in possession are mostly slash, but hey, you know, sue me.

You better not delete any of your stories, because I'm comin' for them soon. I'll be sending story comment after story comment. WHICH REMINDS ME, I NEVER COMMENTED ON WOUND ME. Awh, see, I gave it its own pet name. :') YWMS looks too similar to YMAS for my taste.

Hahaha. The nerves are definitely there. You really panic when you're not on a school appropriate website and you see the teacher walking over to you and your computer freezes. Worst. Feeling. In. The. World. Our school can trace what websites we've been on. If the website's not blocked, then nothing can really happen unless you get in trouble with your teacher. If the website is blocked and you get around the firewall, you're at a risk of them finding out and getting 10 days in ISS.

Our laptops are HP so they're not much better. :P

@ autumnreneebabii
autumnreneebabii, meet triforce;

@ triforce;
triforce;, meet autumnreneebabii

I'm introducing you, guys, though I don't think it's very formal xD Sorry, but I tried my best. May the odds be ever in your favour.

You get better at it over time. At first, I made it obvious I wasn't working, but now I'm decent at making it look like I'm doing something related to the subject. My school has it's flaws, but I don't think I would want to go to different school.
I guess we are talking. xD And sure. I love making new friends. :)

As long as the teacher isn't near you (and if she just doesn't care) you can shop, play games, check your email, and in my case get on this site. Administration is trying to block stuff and limit us, but we get around it. Giving us laptops was a huge mistake.

I shall be a witness, 'triforce;'! I'm on the bridge of death from where I fall inlove with a story and the author drops it. It's a horrible feeling, but I have yet to learn my lesson.

I don't know what kind of stories you fancy, so I'll just go off what I consider to be a well written masterpiece.

Mind Suicide
The Man Who Can't Be Moved
Grey
Please, Head North
You Win
If You're Gone

Some of them haven't been updated in quite a few months, so I'd suggest not falling in love with any of them, because you will die of a broken heart, and it will be all my fault. 'autumnreneebabii' will be a witness.

AND THERE WILL BE NO ILLEGAL DRUG USE UNLESS I AM THERE. I'm still convinced there is some kind of voodoo involved, you won't ever fool me. Since I basically already look and sound like a creep, I'm going to eventually stalk the rest of your stories. Is Wound your first One Direction story? Are you just now getting into them, or just now writing about them? I mostly write slash. Whoops. xoxo

I want to finish my story before I post it so I don't forget about it or just drop it. I've done it in the past and I felt really bad. I haven't been on Tumblr in forever because if I get on, I won't get off and I have a ton of school work. My junior year is going to kill me. I'm so behind now in English because we have laptops at school and so I shop and do other stuff instead of work while I'm at school and I put off schoolwork when I'm at home and say I'll do it at school. I should work on my time management too.

Lmfao! Okay. I get where you're coming from. I started a Harry Styles story in August and have made no attempt to write anymore since then. I get urges to write sometimes, I'm just too lazy to get my laptop out to write. triforce;'s comments are absolutely amusing to me. I'm laughing right now. I'm done rambling now. xD

I completely understand, unfortunately, but I will not tolerate this from you, because I am counting on you to finish You Wound Me, Styles. xx

Okay, not 'finish', but update. :') Looking back, I can kind of see how you wouldn't be taking it seriously, considering the whole two paragraphs about potatoes, BUT I ACTUALLY LAUGHED DURING THAT WHOLE THING, SO I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS AMUSING, AND THEN YOU JUST HIT ME WITH ALL OF THAT DEPRESSING SHIT AND I DROWNED IN MY TEARS THAT NIGHT, SO I HOPE YOU'RE AMUSED WITH YOURSELF, HUN. I'm seriously about to command you to make a tutorial, though, on how you work your voodoo with the layouts.

Not a slap. More like a nudge to help inspire you to update more. It's an amazing storyline. It's just a matter of you finding the time to update more. :)

YOU WOUND ME, JOHAN. DO NOT LOOK AT MY CURRENT ONES, THEY ARE SO BAD, I'M JUST TOO LAZY TO SPICE THEM UP. I don't have a life either, and to be honest, I don't think anyone else on this site does, but that's what brings us all together, right? Do you do co-writes, by the way? I'm just curious, because I can just picture a beautiful, spice-filled story with dashes of perfection and a pinch of non-seriousness, if we put our no life heads together.

It's also not fair that you have the most beautiful layouts. ;____; I weep in pain every time I look at one of your stories. CAN I JUST, LIKE, BE AS TALENTED AS YOU? NO? OKAY.

I totally read your comment when you sent it, BUT I FORGOT TO REPLY, BUT YOU UPDATED THAT STORY AND I JUST LOVE YOU SO MUCH BECAUSE IT'S SO PERFECT. I honestly don't even care about the length, because all that matters is that you updated it and I don't even care about you not being serious about it because I'm pretty sure I'm in love with that story. I just appreciate your existence and beautiful writing skills so much.