And yes! I do. I get to eat chocolate while I work. Mwahaha! Though sometimes supervisors don't like that. :X
Wish my boss' name was Willy Wonka, though. Then it would be perfect! Ah well. Working at a candy factory is still pretty awesome. ^^
Ontarian... well Firefox doesn't highlight it as a misspelled word. That's proof enough for me it's a real word. :P
What qualities do I share? Well I work at a candy factory for one. Which is probably the most important. I'm not quite orange (yet), my hair isn't green (nor do I actually have any... lol) and I'm quite tall. But I can sing as bad as them! :D
Southern Ontario? What a coinkydink, I'm from down there too... and I just randomly clicked your profile. Felt a need to comment after I saw that... so hello! I'm an oompa loompa. :D