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Ugh

They have no sense of humour

I was just about to comment on your joke blog but it vanished D:

Those furby pictures! Oh god!

I think I would get banned if I told any of my jokes XD

So two priests are flying with a planeload of Sunday school kids to the Vatican to meet the Pope. Halfway across the Atlantic the pilot tells them that the plane is going to crash and that there are only two parachutes. One priest turns to the other and says, “grab the chutes and we’ll jump!”
“What about the children?” Replies the other priest.
“Fuck the children!” Yells the older priest.
The younger one says, “do you think we have time?”

Genius way to while away my boredom!

In Greece, how do you separate the men from the boys?
With a crowbar.

XDXD

BAHAHAHAHA!

How do you swat 200 flies at once?
Hit an Ethiopian child in the face with a frying pan.

I'm so bad! XD

Oh ho ho! XD

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen?
2 in the front 2 in the back 6 million in the ashtray.

I shouldn't laugh but, oh wow! XD

Oh that's good! I hate hospitals bleurgh!

An extremely inappropriate joke to take your mind off your knee

How is the pope like a Christmas tree?
The balls are for decoration

XD

Aww :( how's your knee?

Nothing much sweets, you? Stuck at home bored :(

Awesome story comments AND a profile rec corr blimey! Thanks

Two people have copied the same piece, Entice, but the second will get away with it, just like the first because it's "different" enough not to be considered word for word plagiarizing.

#Am when my works being copied and I won't even approach the person doing it

#Losing at life.

...um...I have nothing for that.

Said the blind man.

Not exactly sure but probably mid to late 80's, possibly early 90's. I'd have to ask my mum for sure.

yeah it's pretty ridiculous. lol

Pretty much xD

I know right xD Poor Tasmania xD

Certain parts were okay, but most of it was just a crap hole ahah.

Yep, serious. Even Australia thought we were a different country haha