July 17th, 2014 at 03:01pm
Synful Cocktail / Comments
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I love me some Shakespeare
July 17th, 2014 at 01:57am -
J2 are actual boyfriends
Cockles is for when Jared is out of town.
July 12th, 2014 at 05:31pm -
Silly iPod
July 12th, 2014 at 03:24pm -
__Love it or leave it,
s h e w i t h t h e d e a d l y b i t e.
__{Quick} is the blue tongue,
forked as lightning strike.
Here you go
July 12th, 2014 at 02:39pm -
We should make a list of all of our made up words XD
Because sexy. July 10th, 2014 at 06:59pm -
I didn't even notice
We can just make it a new word haha
July 10th, 2014 at 02:09pm -
Because pudding
July 10th, 2014 at 09:30am -
I'm a perky nipple detector, it's what I do. I detect perky nipples. July 10th, 2014 at 08:05am
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Double post July 10th, 2014 at 08:04am
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July 10th, 2014 at 07:19am -
Bur of course, there is plenty of me to love July 9th, 2014 at 12:23pm
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It's about, half 5 am in Australia right now? I feel this is appropriate
Also, your package has been sent! July 8th, 2014 at 09:22pm -
Yisssss! <3
Baby, I'm like a fire fighter, I find 'em hot and leave 'em wet!June 26th, 2014 at 10:34am -
Seriously? That's what I've been using, too!
What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don't have a Ferrari.June 26th, 2014 at 12:18am -
Where do you get these from?
Are you an archaeologist? Because I've got a bone for you to examine.June 23rd, 2014 at 12:17am -
Oh my god
Do you like pudding? Cause I'll be pudding this dick in your ass.June 22nd, 2014 at 11:36am -
Are you hungry? Cause omelette you suck this dick.June 21st, 2014 at 11:20pm -
Are you from Iraq? 'Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up. June 21st, 2014 at 03:06pm
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Took me a while to get that one
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.June 17th, 2014 at 02:31pm