Talking about spiders, I once saw a spider when I was in the shower so I screamed. That b*tch sat there like it paid the rent and I screamed again. I hit that mofo with the scrubby thing and it fell to the floor of the bath tub and I screamed again and literally jumped my naked ass out the shower. That b*tch laid there and twitched and I hit it with the insect killer.
It didn't die. Then I hit it with the mop and it got squished and I put my clothes on without drying myself up >.<' My clothes got all wet and stuff.