King has no friends and no story updates;

the title speaks for itself, i'd assume.i really need to update the story (Sunday Morning).it's really good, and i think i've got the hang of it.and people seem to really enjoy it!i just have no motivation.nothing.Liam's gone to Disney Worldand i'm stuck here, all alone, in my big stupid house,with nothing but my laptop, TV, dog, over-stocked fridge and maid; ...and like every kids' dream game...
March 20th, 2012 at 12:26am

holy crapnozzles: haven't been on in A WHILE;

Sunday Morning^ so just for kicks,i'm going to 'whore' out mein story. it just reached 86 readers, 22 subs, and 16 comments.huzzah.remember when i had like 2 subs? amateur times.Ah, anyway, haven't been on at all in a week or so :\Been busy with school and my family.Me and Liam had another fight again.i can't, for the life of me, even remember what it was about.strange huh?oh well.i'm going to his...
March 17th, 2012 at 07:09pm

BREAKING NEWS: King has no friends;

you know shit's gone down when King uses a Gaga gif.O___________________________________Owhat to do now, you think.no but srsly.no one talks to me anymore.on the internet, off the internet, in my head...nowhere!well, except Liambut that doesn't count!! he's obligated to talk to me!he's my boyfriend! he loves me!at least i think he does! if not, it's definitely like!but i digress!it's March 6.i...
March 7th, 2012 at 03:51am

dis boy updated his sto-ree; toho gifs <3

Tom Kaulitz: extreme Nazi supporter & Hitler's successor.jklols. i kid.but i found that gif and it made me lol like a little girl.Tomi is mein HERO!Sunday Morningthere's the link folks!give it a read. it's gotten some pretty stellar reviews so far,and i quite enjoy it myself c;(and so did Bill o.e)
March 7th, 2012 at 02:17am

bah-bah black sheep; have you any wool?

yes sir. no sir. three bags full.one for the master.one for the dame.and one for the little boywho lives down the lane.that used to be and still is my absolute favourite nursery rhymenext to Bingo of course.that was a good one.Sunday Morningso i think you should all refresh your memory and read this ^because i'm updating tonight!at least i should be.if i don't, ya'll better give me a slap over the...
March 7th, 2012 at 01:22am

SOMEBODY CALL 911; don't do this at home kids!

read mon story? Sunday Morningi'm going through my insecure phase:i think my story's total crap,so i don't want to update.it's like that stage you go through in your relationships.it'll probably be a couple months before i get there with Liam,but here i am.with my story: Sunday Morningi don't know.i wish i could write more and longer stories,but i just can't. i don't have long-lasting ideas.and if...
March 5th, 2012 at 05:35am

omfg, i really need to update mein story! eek;

i've been putting it off.i've written it and everything.i just need to get it beta-ed and then BAM.but i'm lazy.and i can't be bothered.because i have to type it up because i write all my works by hand ^^i'm such a loser i know >.>but anywhisklerizars.=^.^=it's a kitty ^=(^-^)=it's a birdie ^so cute. i'm cute. Liam's cute. Liam's my boyfriend. Liam likes me lots. Liam told me that today....
March 4th, 2012 at 12:01am

me and Liam had our first couple fight;

i told him i was so proud of our relationship afterwards.he looked all cute and confused and asked why.and then i said it was because we just survived and worked through our first couple fight and because he made me really happy. and then he blushed and said it was awesome and then we... you know kissed and shit c: blech, we're so mother-effing cute. i love us. even old people smile at us, well...
March 2nd, 2012 at 04:28am

omfg; 1 friend away from 4 lines of perfection;

one mother-effing friend away.from four beautiful lines of friendship perfection.i feel so popular too c:except, that everybody's adding me, but no one will say hello :ccome say hello to me!i've just had a terrible day and still feel amazing.i'd love to share how cool i think this is.btw's, radha (iheartlou) has gotten 3/5 acceptances to the universities she applied to.go congratulate her.she's...
March 2nd, 2012 at 02:52am

i like to pretend i speak German and impress people with Supreme skills;

in all honesty, i do know some basic German.my mum's German and that's all she speaks.she knows perfect English, barely has an accent, but prefers German.she loves it.and i understand it, but i'm not very good at speaking it.i can write a little, but just as much as i can speak c:German's an awesome language though.i'm going to try and learn it properly.probably go spend a month or two with my...
March 1st, 2012 at 03:43pm

OMG; A CUTE BOY WANTS TO DISRUPT MY PERFECT FRIEND LIST;

OMG YOU GUYS. THIS IS INSANE. WHAT DO I DO. OMFG. OMFG. OMFG. THIS IS INSANE. WHAT DO I DO. OMFG. OMFG. OMFG. THIS IS INSANE. WHAT DO I DO. OMFG. OMFG. OMFG. THIS IS INSANE. WHAT DO I DO. OMFG. OMFG. OMFG. THIS IS INSANE. WHAT DO I DO. OMFG. OMFG. OMFG.joeybear if you're reading this:YOU HAVE CAUSED ME INSANE MENTAL STRESS!you're destroying my MIIIINNNDDMY OCD IS TAKING...
February 29th, 2012 at 05:06am

MY ROWS OF FRIENDS IS PERFECTLY EQUAL: :c no more friends for King;

no but seriously you guys, it looks freaking perfect!three perfect rows of perfect friends.it's perfect.it appeals to my freakish, very rarely-seen OCD of perfection and straight lines.bitch, i trained myself to draw perfectly straight lines.Pythagorus, or whatever his name was, would be mother-effing impressed.I am the Greek god of straight lines.They call me King.lol.no shit right?ooh, okay, so...
February 29th, 2012 at 04:58am

I'm like borderline suicidal;

I'm not even joking. but i may or may not be exaggerating a tad bit.today was actually the worst day ever. okay, that's not true, it totally wasn't. but it's definitely a nominee for Worst Day Ever. i'd say if i had all the days i'd ever lived right in front of me, it would at least be runner-up or something, bronze medal you know? i don't even want to talk about how bad it was.AND NO, it has...
February 29th, 2012 at 01:37am

dis boy gots a hot-shit story for you to read;

Sunday Morningsome kid at my school got suspended for saying n*gga's.he's black.oh, the irony...anywhiskers,you should read Sunday Morning because:1. it has 66 reads.2. it has 20 subscribers3. it has 12 comments, three of which have improved my story by ten-fold.4. and last but not least, IT'S MOTHER-EFFING AMAZING.Sunday Morningthere's another link ^^seriously. just click and read.it's not that...
February 28th, 2012 at 01:50am

omg do you guys remember when i only had like 2 subcribers?!

Sunday Morningthat story officially has 18 subscribers, 60 reads, and 11 comments.i am SO INCREDIBLY proud of it...and myself.you know, seeing as i'm writing the damn thing.i really do love my story.it's the first one i've posted up onto a sitesince i was like fourteen.ye-up. i was one of those loser pre-teen writersthat used to lame fanfictions and what-notand thought they were so cool,but used...
February 27th, 2012 at 01:57am

this boy has just updated his damn story;

Sunday Morningthat's the link to that damn story.it's called Sunday Morning obviously.and it's about a little piggy named Geoff who's finally set free by his cruel farmer/masterand embarks on a journey to find out who he truly is inside.He fights unicorns, sniggle-humps, and befriends vampiric ducks on his quest.this adventure story is one of a brave, strong and fierce little piggy,but don't all...
February 27th, 2012 at 12:01am

constructive criticism: i'm confused and totally flattered;

i've read a shiatzze load of stories and poems on this site so far.like an impossible amount.because honestly, i have nothing better to do with my time these days.and I just got this super awesome comment on my story,and then it hit me...out of all the stories i've read (which I've never commented on either lol), i think a good 10% had any sort of constructive crit on them in the comments. and...
February 26th, 2012 at 06:03am

i'm a boy so read my story;

Sunday Morningread it.i know you want to. i know you know you want to. God knows you want to. That's why you clicked the link that lead to this journal, because you know you really do want to read this story. You know deep down inside, you'll be completely blown away by how amazing it is, how mysterious it is, how you totally had a brain-orgasm because it was just that good. You know deep down...
February 26th, 2012 at 02:59am

my boyfriend is the cutest little freak ever;

i kid you not. he's absolutely adorable!so, he invited me over to his house today, for tomorrow, since his parents will be out (no. stop right there, no dirty shit. our relationship is barely a couple days old!). And so it'll be easier for us to hang out without being hawked-on by his mum or dad, and crap. So we're talking and laughing and whatever you do when talking to your boyfriend on the...
February 26th, 2012 at 02:43am

story update brosef's + one direction hype;

Sunday Morninggo read it ^^it's my bomb-ass original story that critics call "the Mona Lisa of literature".i'm kidding.sort of.i think it's pretty damn amazing, but that could be because it's my own story.but seriously, just go read it. if you don't like it, then don't bother with it again;but if you do end up liking it, then i think you'll be pretty happy, no?so yeah. here's the link again:...
February 25th, 2012 at 10:18pm