Hello, I read your stories all the time. I know I'm horrible with commenting and I'm going to work on that! I swear! BBUUTTT I might have to pick a fight with you for deleting the Frank Iero's stories! I read them over and over again lol. It broke my heart when they went. =( And I also want to pick a fight with you because I hate the Jo Bros and Avenge Sevenfold, but you write so well I have to suffer and read through them all. If you're not into sarcasm I apologize, but it's what I speak and how I compliment. =D I kind hope this makes up for lack of story comments. You're a brilliant writer. <-- no sarcasm there.
That was fast.
Yeah, another?
Q: How do you tell which blond is the waitress?
A: The one with a tampon tucked behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.
Aha.
Yeah, I figured, but it was more of a joke than a question, really.
Not one of my best, I guess.
You like blond jokes? Here's one:
A blond got in a serious car crash, and when the ambulance showed up, the blond was at the site of the accident, shocked, but nonetheless unharmed.
"What happened, ma'am? There are no cars on this road." The shocked man asked.
"Well," The blond began. "I was driving down the road, and, suddenly, a tree pops up in front of my car! So I swerve to the left. Another tree! To the right. Another tree! To the left. Another tree! To the right--" The man cut her off.
"Ma'am... There is not a tree along this road for 30 miles in either direction. That was your air freshener."
Hey, I know this is random, but if you're looking for something to read maybe you'll want to try these?
http://member.mibba.com/71473/stories/
If you like them, maybe you'll even drop a comment on their respective comment pages?
Hey! Im Breanne :] I see you like the Jonas Brothers. I just started a new story called “Into the rain” Is there any way that you can check it out and give me some feedback? Thanks :D
I looked at your profile and realized I've read at least three of your stories that are active and I absolutely loved them. You've done a great job with mostly everything. Mostly everything, because everything can't be perfect lol. Thanks for creating&updating. :)