Bitch please. Masturbating, I have Jaimy. I don't need to use my own hands :D
Oh that's always awesome, the most amazing thing I saw in all my childhood was some dumbass putting his head in a crocodiles mouth en he bit down on it...
love life? ehh. i dont have one as of now.
i had a boyfriend though, for about 5 months.
he was amazing. i loved him (still do actually) but yeah..
its kinda a long story.. but long story short he took advantage of me and left. but the break up words were "i think we should just be friends" ha.
hows your love lifeee?
I miss you. :(
Well, not the part where you blow my bathroom up,
or when you eat all my food,
or when you delete shit off my dvr,
or when you take my mom from me,
or when you drink all the booze in my house,
or when you use all the hot water,
or when you drink all the filtered water,
or when you kick me in your sleep.
But i doooo miss,
you're crazy obsession with tic tacs,
and your ability to always turn me on ;D
and when you make some bomb ass food,
and when we wrestle,
and when we pull pranks on my mom,
and when we do the nasty in random places.
[i just said do the nasty] hahahahaha <3
but you get the point.