All-knowing? I apologise, I wasn't aware. Excuse me while I grovel at your feet :P
Paper-work is made to be lost. If you keep track of all of it, something is wrong.
Oh, jeez. I can already see my mug shot on the news... At least the pictures would be cute?
Hahah, if you say so!
You don't have to fill it out in triplicate? :P
Oh, that would be awesome! Ask the parents if you could take a cute picture with the kid to mess with people. That would be fantastic. Creepy, but fantastic.
How could you NOT gush over her?! Haha, aww, I bet you're such a sweetheart with her--frankly it's pretty obvious even from the picture :)
Yeah I don't know much. I kinda just figured out how to code on my own, but I always mess something up >.< maybe I'll send you the code later since I'm on my phone atm.
Haha, why does that make YOU lame? It's a pretty lame name.
Oh, nice! That's a pretty sweet deal job-wise! Most paperwork tends to be b.s. anyhow.
Yeah, sister or y'know, random child you found on the street--who knows. You seem pretty proud of her--she's lucky to have such a caring father. Really? I'm surprised more people haven't asked--she's cute as a button!
Oops. The internet is a dangerous place that way. It tends to just suck away all of your time. Fake it 'til you make it, I suppose!
I didn't want to assume she was yours because I'm incredibly awkward. I'm sure everyone's asking about her :)
No problem. Nice to meet you, Sebastien, I'm Amy.
Oh, you know, just lurking around the internet, pretending I'm being productive. How are you? By the way, your daughter(?) is absolutely adorable.