Edward Benz / Comments

...ruuuuuuude

i am so. so. bored.
WHY IS YOUR SLEEP SCHEDULE SO MESSED UP!
anyway.
hm. words. I'm listening to eminem. so much surprise in that statement. GAHHHHHH. i played monopoly for 5 hours and i won. i ended up with fucking 15 thousand, i had all the 500s and all the 100s. i'm legit. nala and simba are kissing. those whores. I AM SO BORED! do you see what i am reduced to doing? i blame you. i wish i was rich again in monopoly. i would own bitches. i dont know why i just dont go to bed, no one is on msn or the chat and i've read my shit multiple times already. i'm just going to blame you again. so that's twice now. i love how im using on and off grammer in this paragraph of awesome. the awesome is included because it's from me and i'm awesome. mother had a baby and its head poped off... my mother dont want me the next thing i know im getting droppped off... ring ring ring on the nextdoor neighbors on their front porch... but they didnt want me neither so they left me on someone else's lawn...till somebody else took me in.....

..... it went a lil something like mary had a lil lamb lil lamb lil lamb, daddy had a saintins span saitins span saitins span, mommy why do they keep saying this i just dont understand and by the way wheres my dadddddd..

if you got that, i love you. you awesome beeing. if you dont get that i will.. draw your name in the sand and stomp on it like godzilla. yea. yea you dont want that. what now.

.... imma go to bed.

GOODNIGHT! :)

Haha that's no problem. It seems like people don't really want to read Original and True stories around here sometimes, especially when it's not rated for older audiences. I dunno, that's just what I think I see hahaha. I'll be reading your story as soon as I can!

Aw thank you so much for the comment. It really means a lot to me. C: