POKING LEADS TO PREGNANCY.
Monday on the bus to my friend's house, this girl Rory, was all: Did you feel that?
Me: What?
Her: My dick penetrating your mind.
Me: Ummm
Her: I didn't use a condom
Choking on spit (not fun), drawing, wondering how I'm going to write a gay sex scene when I'm one: not a guy who's gay two: not a guy who's gay who's had butt sex