Okay, so, I have a friend named Alyson.Now, two months ago she got a crush on a guy named Chad. She told her sister about this little crush, and told her best friend Heaven. Heaven told Aly's obnoxious friend Shannon.Shannon and Heaven found Chad in the hallway and screamed, "CHAD, ALY LIKES CHU!!!"It gets worse.Aly's other friend, Leanna, posted a status that said, "Chad + Alyson = Chayson....