so like last nite i started getting really strange txts from some random chik asking me if i was like dafine or something. since my name is not dafine like u may have noticed i told her she had the wrong # and to go away, but she txted back and asked if we could be friend and i ignored them as any normal person would. so then she called me and hung up b4 i could anwser it. so i called back and was...

haha! u clicked! did u really want to kno? how the hell do u not kno how to enflame something? like duuhh! thats easy!...................Still there?okay fine here you go:1. find a good metal trash can not plastic (you dont want a mess thats what the can is for)2. hold victims hostage( the cellar or basement works well or tell them you have a cookie for them this usually works)3. grab ur choice of...