Captain and Iron

'We're two people, obviously. Two unlikely allies.' -Steve 'Uh. We're acquainted, yeah. And, FYI, we won't take friend-requests upon request even if you promise to do the same in return. It's kind of unsettling, how overly desperate some of you are.' -Tony 'Um... That's a little harsh, Tony. I-for one-have no problem with friends and--' -Steve 'And! Stop sending those weird messages asking for our emails. It's just creepy.' -Tony 'Well... I kind of side with Tony on that one, though... Asking fo