well, I try to tell my friends chuck norris jokes but they don't know who he is. Ironically half of my friends know a guy named chuck norris, no lie. Anyway, I'll tell you my personal favorite:
- There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
and then a few runner ups:
- Aliens do exist. They are just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
- If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.
There are so many more really, really good ones, but that's why we have Chuck Norris joke sites.