This is Toaster.
Toaster is weird, lesbian-y, lovely, funny and has nice ears.
Her friend Blue (me) is the only person in the worrrrrrrrrld better than her.
She loves My Chemical Romance but not as much as she loves Blue.
As Blue is a wonderful and amazing individual, when she met Frank Iero she used up two minutes of precious Frank-Time asking him to say "I LOVE YOU TOASTER."
Toaster does pretty much owe Blue her life for that.
Russel Brand and Noel Feilding and Jonathan Woss = heroes.
Also Toaster has many fake names.
She is a fraud but Blue (me) loves her anyway.
The end. (Y)
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You better read all that betch. And ignore spelling mistakes ATHANKYAHOO.
I never said you were yelling.
o_i
WHY DO YOU GIVE ME THREE DAMN SEPERATE COMMENTS.
Why can't you just type them all in one.
Anyway...
is that a line from my story?
And no it isn't gross. Shu'p.