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GOD. i wish you could come!!! that'd be the bombb diggity dawg!

so yeah, i'm happy! *happy dances*

But I get to go to the lake with hot guys.
XD

Which saddens me! but hopefully I'll have service!

I'm not gonna be on this weekend :/

They just said my last name on tv!
WHOA FREAKKAYY!

So use that little coconut of yours!

And, that's supposed to have an alternate meaning XD

So Nigel, you should know. I love you like a baby loves sucking on it's momma's nipples ;]

Maybe i should stop....NOPE TOO MUCH LOVE TO GET OUT!

This will probably end up annoying the shit out of you.

Doesn't it just show my love for you?

So I will sit here and rape your comments.

NIGEL YOU STOPPED RESPONDING D<

hey! just wanted to let you know that i posted a new chapter to my story, "Confessions of an Innocent House Maid." i hope you read it and enjoy it. let me know what you think.

"I am a bit of a grammar nazi and will correct you whether you like it or not"

bah hahaha.
that made me laugh [:
sorry, i felt the need to share. i dunno
what that was about.

hi, i'm Tori [:

Nigel.....
don't forget....



























































I OWN YOU! :D

bwhahaha.
can i help?
i can be your nemisis... <--- i spelt that wrong and i dont care (:
but yes
mibba = non relyable.
that's why
you copy and past what you wrote onto a note pad or something and then if it doesn't work, you'll have it then you just copy and past it again (:
see
I AM SMART!
and
im totally not gonna lie i wrote I AM SPAM@ just now. >.<
wow imma dork.
btw i think Jarrod just farted. >.<
ewwwwwwwwwwww
gah he makes me want to rip off lola's head.
but i wont.
cause i love lola.
she's my sister
or possibly the closest thing to my sister.
unless the guy i marry has a sister then i'll have a sister in law.
but now i dont have a sister.
my foot itches.
OH I WENT TO WAL-MART TODAY!
I GOT A SPONGEBOB POSTER!
i can't wait till i get on blog so i can show you.
it's awesome (:
i love it.
it was between spongebob and a joker poster that said 'why so serious?'
xD
she wouldn't buy both lol.
but
MY HEAD ITCHES
*itches head*
ahh all better.
(:
anyways
i love you (:
and I MISSED YOU TOO!
why didn't you text me?
durrr i have my phoneeee.
i always have my phone.
my head itches again.
im gonna go and get a back scratcher to scratch my head cause im just that lazy.
WOOO GO LAZINESS!
(:
well tah tah now :D

So a long time ago i told you i'd make you a long comment about nothing.
well now i am.
So like there's a knife by me.
and a cake bingo card for my dead cousin o.o
and a black pen
and my phone
and a fortune cookies
OMG THERE'S MROE LEFT
yummmmmm.
i want cookie cake
i should have taken the cookie cake from my aunts house yesterday
i see a weather thingy on the newspaper.
do you get newspaper?
you know those bacon things for dog?
yeah well, they totally DONT taste like bacon >.<
be warned.
did you know
i have a rug from asia in my house!
i bet you didn't
OHHH NOW WHAT
DO YOU HAE A RUG IN YOUR HOUSE FROM ASIA?
I DONT THINK OS
SO*
BOOFUCKINGYAHH!!!
im making noodles.
yummmm.
noodles.
you like noodles?
i like noodles.
i see a paperclip...
it's a pretty paperclip
i want to make a paperclip necklace with it.....
OMG I SHOULD THEN BE LIKE
BITCH DO YOU GOT ONE OF THESE?
I DONT THINK SO!
then i'll be all *finger snaps*
then they'll be all 'oh no you didn't'
and i'll be 'oh yes i diddd'
and then i'll stab them with my pen.
and be like BWHAHAHAHAHA
so yeah
there's an ugly guy on tv
it makes me want to shoot him o.o
okay and now my noodles are done.
so that means that this took me 6 minutes!
and thank you for keeping me occupied!
i love you!

PS. GET RICH SO I CAN HAVE YOUR BABIES THEN YOU CAN TORTURE THEM TO DEATH! (:

NIGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL.
do you ever get on anymore?
fuck i dont talk to you as much.
mainly cause your sleeeeeeeeping.
TEXT ME HOE.
love you <3