ha my sister's cat's a nasty little beast. It'll sit on your lap wanting you to pet it but when you try to touch it, it bites you.
but it's stupid as hell. i was playing with a lazer pointer outside and the cat was trying to catch it, anyways, i pointed it at the side of the porch (which was brick mind you) and it ran head long into it.
you don't like dogs? I have three at my house right now. they're not all mine though, just one but they're all black and the same size which makes it increasingly difficult to keep track of them and tell them apart at night