Alternate universe where we're an A7X all girl cover band. You're Missy Christ, bass player. I'm Synyster Shadows, lead guitar and vocals. Which would be really hard and terrible.
"Do you want to try making out for a sec? ...Just to see how it feels!"
I might be rewatching season 2. I find it hilarious that he was talking about Erica's sensational transformation and then he asks Scott if he wants to make out. I think he could be gay even dressed like that.