Look down and see the beggars at your feet,
Look down, and show some mercy if you can,
Look down and see the sweepings of the street,
Look down, look down upon your fellow man...
Be warned, I can type out the entire libretto on your profile! Muahahahaha!
Who am I? Who am I - I'm Jean Valjean!
So, Javert, you see it's true: this man has no more guilt than you!
Who am I? Who am I? Two four six oh ooooooooooooone!
Well then, don't YOU know lots about killing people XD
I can counter all your arguments:
Maybe it's ambiguous whether his first victim did, in fact, die when he strangled him? Maybe that has some connection to the fact that he didn't feel anything - to those of us who know details like this (weird children that we are) we can see another level, that maybe he thought he had murdered but had not (we don't hear of the way he disposed of it - only that he did, and it looked like suicide. Maybe he killed him while doing this?)
Waffle/repeated stuff was deliberate, I think. This guy is living a repetitive, boring life. I think I have reason to repeat things or stress things that are important to the story.
If you're gonna be so pedantic, why don't you try writing something meaningful?
And actually I'm right and you're wrong - because I'm a lady.
No matter how effeminate you are, I will always have that advantage :P
Pfft.
:continues filing nails nonchalantly:
I don't even have any nails to file.
I'm in a rather bad mood, and would rather not communicate for fear of biting whoever's heads off that I encounter.
So great idea to be on a community site where most of your friends are a member, hm?
I did not tell you about murder stories which turn unexplainedly into erotica, I told you about erotica, and you complained of murder stories that turn unexplainably into erotica. So there.
What do you mean, you only commented on Jess's story, why do you need to comment that on everyone elses?
:files nails nonchalantly:
I think you should read one of my stories.
James is about a murderer. You might like that. And it doesn't go all erotic towards the end, either, like you were complaining about some stories doing. And it's only one chapter, so that's okay, because I know you're lazy and all.
Ahem.
LAY-MIZ-EH-RAHB, and I WILL kill you! Either that or just kill your profile by quoting countless Les Mis lyrics in the comments section... *walks away singing 'Do You Hear the People Sing?' innocently*.